Dr. Hula (Bubble Gang)

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A girl went to a doctor for a consultation, unfortunately she encountered a Doctor - Fortune Teller.

Doctor Hula: "Hija, nakikita ko sa aking Crystal Ball na mayroon kang malubhang karamdaman."

Girl: "Huh? Pero Doc, magpapa-consult po ako hindi magpapahula."

Doctor Hula: "I know. Hindi mo ba alam na ang panggagamot, pag hinaluan mo ng panghuhula, mas nagiging effective! Hindi mo na kailangan dumaan sa kung anu-anong tests o laboratory exams. Sa katunayan, makakatipid ka pa. Kung gusto mo talagang ituloy natin ito, simulan natin sa pagbabasa ng iyong dila. Ilabas mo ang iyong dila."

Girl: "Teka, di ba palad ang ginagamit ng mga manghuhula, hindi dila?"

Doctor Hula: "Kasi yung dila, nagsasabi ng totoo. Di kagaya ng palad, di nakapagsasalita ang palad e."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Doctor Hula

Masikip sa Dibdib (2004)

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Starring Rufa Mae Quinto as Boobita Rose, Antonio Aquitania as Randy, Gina Pareno as Lupe, John Lapus as Bogs and Sunshine Dizon as Brigitte.

Plot: With the weight of an alcoholic née suicidal sister Brigitte (Sunshine Dizon), a womanizing addict for a brother Bogs (John Lapus), a hypochondriac for a mother Lupe (Gina Pareno), and a socially challenged lovelife Mark (Rudy Hatfield) hanging on her shoulders, Boobita Rose (Rufa Mae Quinto) breaks down by breaking into a song. However, she proves to be a tough cookie to crumble and gamely deals with her tribulations through a roller coaster ride of laugh and tears. Regine Velasquez, Ogie Alcasid, Lani Misalucha, and other big-name stars grace the musical interludes and provide added comic relief. Source: Wikipedia

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Masikip sa Dibdib (English: Tight to the Chest, also known as Boobita Rose... Masikip sa Dibdib) is a 2004 Filipino comedy film, directed by well-known romance/comedy director Joyce E. Bernal. The film was released to Philippine theaters on April 14, 2004. It stars Rufa Mae Quinto as Boobita Rose, a kind loving lady, who faced the struggles in her life which included problems with her family. Quinto produced the film together with Viva Films. The film was released on video under the title Masikip sa Dibdib: Ang Tunay na Buhay ni Boobita Rose.

Masikip sa Dibdib (2004)

Magkakapatid na babaeng walang asawa (Eat Bulaga)

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Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. 740 Zone 80, Malate, Manila

Walang asawa ang Winner pati ang kanyang mga kapatid na babae. 55 years old ang panganay na babae at 36 years old naman yung bunso.

Mr. Pogi Jose: "Yung mga ampon, ngayon pa lang sinasabi na sa inyo: Hindi pwede mag-asawa, ha. Hangga't hindi nag-aasawa yung mga taong kumupkop sa inyo at tumulong para lumaki kayo, hindi kayo pwedeng mag-asawa. Nagkakaintindihan tayo? Sumpaan tayo ha."

Bossing Vic: "Patay..."

Walley Bayola: "Ito ang patarakan ng pamilya! Bawal mag-asawa."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Magkakapatid na babaeng walang asawa