Jose, hinanapan ng lisensya ang tindahan (Eat Bulaga)

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Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. Mariblo, Quezon City.

Mr. Pogi Jose: "Kailan pa po yung tindahan? Ilang buwan na po tumatakbo yang tindahan ninyo?"

Winner: "Bago lang po. Mga three months na po."

Mr. Pogi Jose: "Three months? Three months na nakakapagtinda kayo, wala kayong license? Business Permit, wala kayo?"

Winner: "Barangay Permit lang po. "

Mr. Pogi Jose: "May tao yata sa labas. Sino nandyan, papasukin natin. Naku, ayan na mga Police. Eto na sinasabi ko, tungkol to sa license."

Wally Bayola: "Parang Ober Da Bakod! Hahaha... Si Don Robert..."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Jose, hinanapan ng lisensya ang tindahan

Bakit ka tulala? Gags (Bubble Gang)

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A girl asked his friend why he's staring into space.

Girl: "Oh, bakit ka tulala?"

Boy: "Pinagalitan ako ng Daddy ko."

Girl: "Huh? Pinagalitan ka lang, natulala ka na?"

Boy: "Almost two years na syang patay..."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Bakit ka tulala? Gags

Band Conductor Challenge: Kilay ni Bossing VS Ilong ni Jose (Eat Bulaga)

Bossing Vic with his powerful eyebrows, conducting the band.

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Jose Manalo using his epic nose to conduct the band.

The Band Conductor Challenge! Bossing Vic versus Mr. Pogi Jose. Who's the coolest and funniest style?

Bossing: "Ok, Firework! 5, 6, 7 8! (ginamit ang kilay)"

Allan K.: "Oh, Jose! Panoorin mo 'to. Kilay lang!"

Jose: "Parang pinagagalitan yung banda!"

Allan K.: "Natakot yung banda akala pinatitigil!"

Jose: "Fireworks! 1, 2, 3! (ginamit ang ilong)"

Bossing: "Meron ka pa? He he he... hindi makita!"

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Watch more Eat Bulaga videos
Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Band Conductor Challenge: Kilay ni Bossing VS Ilong ni Jose