Pataasan ng Kisame ang mga Lolo (Eat Bulaga)

Jimmy Santos as Jaime, Ryzza Mae Dizon as Aling Maliit, Joey de Leon as Jose Maria and Vic Sotto as Marvic. They compare their grandfather's different achievements and they always lose to Aling Maliit's Lolo.

Nagpapataasan na naman ang mga Lolo nila Jose Maria, Marvic at Aling Maliit. Pero this time, tungkol naman sa Kisame o Ceiling ng bahay.

Marvic: "Yung bahay ng Lolo ko, high ceiling yun, mataas yung kisame. Kapag lilinisin nya yung kisame, tumutungtong pa sa lamesa para maabot yung kisame."

Jose Maria: "Natataasan ka na doon, Aling Maliit? Wala sa Lolo ko yun. Yung kisame ng Lolo ko, kapag lilinisin nya yun, ang tinutungtungan nya, isang lamesa tapos apat na silya para maabot yung kisame."

Aling Maliit: "Ang taas ha! Parang nasa circus naman ang mga Lolo nyo. Alam nyo ba yung Lolo ko? Naglilinis rin ng kisame, pero kailangan pa maghagdanan para maabot."

Marvic: "Ladder? Yung hagdanan na pang Firefighter? Grabe naman, ganoon kataas yung kisame ng bahay ng Lolo mo?"

Aling Maliit: "Hindi rin, baka nga abot nyo rin yun e..."

Jose Maria: "Huh! Abot namin? Eh bakit kailangan pa ng hagdan pag naglilinis ng kisame?"

Aling Maliit: "Eh, pandak yung Lolo ko eh... Mana-mana lang..."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Ang Joke Ko!
The Dabarkads will crack a joke sent by the viewers. The joke sender will receive a cash prize and a limited edition Eat Bulaga T-shirt.

Pataasan ng Kisame ang mga Lolo

Kuya Kim, Vice at Vhong sumugod sa barangay (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. 819, Zone 88, Paco, Manila. Wally Bayola as Kuya Kim, Paolo Balleteros as Vice and Jose Manalo as Vhong.

Dahil absent si Bossing, tinawagan nya si Allan K. para sabihin na nirecommend nya ang winner sa Puregold para mag-apply ng trabaho.

Pambansang Ilong Allan K.: "Teka lang, may tumatawag. Hello?"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Hello... Hello, Becky! Becky, si Vec to... hinahanap ko si Becky. Kamusta ang boyfriend mo?"

Pambansang Ilong Allan K.: "Ako? Bossing wala akong boyfriend, alam mo yan. Malinis ako! Malinis ako gumawa. Bakit ka pala napatawag?"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Nanonood kasi ako, pinapanood ko tong si Jeff. Eh, bagong panganak yung asawa, nasa hospital pa yung anak, tapos walang trabaho. Habang nag-uusap kayo, tumawag na ko sa Puregold at nirekomenda ko sya para sa trabaho. Ah, wag muna kayo magpalakpakan dahil tinanggihan po."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Ha ha ha, bakit tumawag ka pa?"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Hindi, tinanggihan ko pagkain ko kasi hindi masarap. Pero ang mgandang balita para kay Jeff, ay pupunta sya sa Puregold, La Trinidad, Benguet at mag-aapply sya, may konting interview at priority sya sa mga bibigyan ng trabaho."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Bossing, nasa Paco po kami. Hindi pa pwedeng iwanan yung anak at kapapanganak lang nung asawa."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Kuya Kim, Vice at Vhong sumugod sa barangay

Baklambanog - Ang Bagong Diks (Bubble Gang)

Ang Bagong Diks is a segment from Bubble Gang. It features portmanteaus of English and Tagalog words applicable to everyday Filipino culture.

Baklambanog
Ito ang tawag sa baklang nagpapakalasing sa pamamagitan ng pag-inom ng lambanog.

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

Ang Bagong "Diks"

Features portmanteaus of English and Tagalog words applicable to everyday Filipino culture.

Baklambanog - Ang Bagong Diks