Si Tia Pusit at Ang Joke Ko (Eat Bulaga)

Aling Tweety (Tia Pusit) visited the Kilantang Family and helped Poleng (Pauleen Luna) on her assignment about the Presidents of the Republic of the Philippines.

May bago nang titira sa bahay ng Pamilya Kilantang, sya ay si Aling Tweety. Bumisita sya kasama ang kanyang Mister na nagpark lang ng car at tuturuan nya si Poleng sa kanyang assignment.

Poleng: "I need to do my Assignment!"

Aling Tweety: "Slowly! I can help you... I am the geniuses."

Poleng: "Ang kailangan ko pong gawin eh, isulat ang mga palangan ng mga naging President ng Philippines."

Poleng: "Yun lang? Sus ginoo... Ang dali-dali!"

Yaya Bel: "Ang hirap naman! Pero parang may naaalala ako... ah, si Noynoy, si Erap at si GMA!"

Mrs. Kilantang: "Bakit parang ang iikli at walang apeldyido yang mga naaalala mo?"

Aling Tweety: "May last name yang si GMA... Seven!"

Poleng: "Yun lang?"

Aling Tweety: "Alam mo, ako noong nag schooling ako, ang dami kong alam na Presidente! Memorize ko lahat, mapunta sa abroad, mapunta sa aboard, mayroon akong alam."

Poleng: "Ang yabang naman nitong si Lola! Grabe naman po kayo. Eh, nung student po kayo eh, dalawa pa lang yung President eh..."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Ang Joke Ko!
The Dabarkads will crack a joke sent by the viewers. The joke sender will receive a cash prize and a limited edition Eat Bulaga T-shirt.

Si Tia Pusit at Ang Joke Ko

Buksan Mo Pinto Gags (Bubble Gang)

Francine Prieto and Diego Llorico delivering hilarious gags on Bubble Gang. The scenario, the wife doesn't want to let his husband to get into the house because of an amusing reason...

Dumating si Mister at kumatok sya nang kumatok sa pinto, ngunit ayaw syang papasukin ni Misis dahil sa isang kakaibang rason...

Husband: "Dear, papasukin mo na ako... Dear!"

Wife: "Sino 'yan?"

Husband: "Dear, papasukin mo na ako..."

Wife: "Ay, naku, hindi! Natatakot ako eh. Kasi meron daw... meron daw lumalabas na Tikbalang dyan, nakita ng pamangkin ko, eh!"

Husband: "Gaga! Ako yung nakita ng pamangkin mo."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Buksan Mo Pinto Gags

Rescue Operation Gags (Bubble Gang)

Michael V. or Bitoy, Sef Cadayona and Jackie Rice delivering a hilarious gag on Bubble Gang. The situation, Sef and Jackie are part of the Rescue Team and they will rescue Bitoy.

Sa isang rescue operation, maraming nagaganap, maraming nangangailangan at maraming katatawanan...

Jackie Rice: "Bilis, bilis! Tara, kumapit ka na sa akin. Grab my hand."

Sef Cadayona: "Ay, hindi! Kumapit ka na sa akin."

Kumapit si Bitoy kay Sef...

Jackie Rice: "Ah, ganon? Sa kanya ka kumakapit! Ano akala mo, hindi kita kayang iligtas, ganon? Porket girl ako."

Michael V. or Bitoy: "Ay! Naku, hindi ho."

Jacki Rice: "Eh, bakit sa kanya ka kumakapit?"

Michael V. or Bitoy: "Eh, naniniwala po ako sa kasabihang... Ang lalaking nagigipit, sa bading kumakapit."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Rescue Operation Gags