Nasaan na? Gags (Bubble Gang)

Michael V. or Bitoy and Sunshine Dizon delivers a hilarious gag on Bubble Gang.

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Hinahanap ni Bitoy ang Remote Control ng TV, ngunit hindi nya ito nakita, kaya tinanong nya si Sunshine kung nakita niya ito.

Bitoy: "Nakita mo ba yung remote ng TV? Maghapon ko nang hinahanap dito, hindi ko makita. Nasaan na ba iyon?"

Sunshine: "Oh, eh di wag mo na hanapin. Pindutin mo na lang muna dyan sa TV, may mga buttons naman dyan ah."

Lumapit si Bitoy sa television at...

Bitoy: "Ito? Lalapit ako dito? Tapos pipindutin ko?"

Sunshine: "Oo!"

Bitoy: "Naku, wag! Nakakatamad iyon, kaya nga may remote eh."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Nasaan na? Gags

Baklang maskulado na naka sleeveless at bra (Sumbong Sumbong Kay Bonggang Bongbong)

Michael V. as Bongbong, the host of Sumbong Sumbong kay Bonggang Bongbong. A spoof reality investigative program hosted by a gay parody of Ben Tulfo.

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Narito na naman si Bongbong, ang maninilip ng mga sumbong. Walang paliligtasin, lahat tutumbukin sa Sumbong Sumbong kay Bonggang-bonggang Bongbong! Dito na kayo magsumbong, diretso pa ang aksyon.

Bongbong: "Tumbukin natin ang isang sumbong, sumbong ito ng isang observer na nirereklamo ang mga bading na nagsusuot ng mga sleeveless na blouse at naka bra pa, gayong ang laki naman ng mga braso nito."

Ang bading inirereklamo na nagsusuot ng mga sleeveless na blouse at naka bra pa.

Bongbong: "Naku, naku, naku! Ang lakas ng loob mong magsuot ng sleeveless na blouse at nagba-bra ka pa, eh pang kargador ang braso mo! Dapat, itago mo yan at magsuot ka ng may manggas or better yet, wag ka na lang magpa-girl dahil hindi bagay sa yo, masyado kang hard, teh! Dapat sa yo, hinahamon ng bunong braso hanggang sa magkanda-ire ka at may sumambulat sa iyong sumbong!"

"Eat all you can and drink all you can! But if it's time to pay, catch me if you can!"

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Sumbong Sumbong kay Bonggang Bongbong

A spoof reality investigative program hosted by Bongbong, a gay parody of Ben Tulfo, producer, director, and host of Bitag, as well as his brothers Mon, Raffy and Erwin Tulfo. It focuses on everyday mannerisms of society, like pushing the elevator button many times by different people, calling on the cellular phone while on the escalator, balikbayans talking in exaggerated American English while gone for only weeks, etc. In the end, they will be hit by a gavel.

Baklang maskulado na naka sleeveless at bra

Bossing, tinawagan ng Winner para manalo (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. Cuyab, San Pedro, Laguna. Aling Luisa is selling pastries and she's living with her husband and four children.

Dalawang beses tinawagan ni Bossing si Aling Luisa, subalit laging napuputol ang connection ng call.

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Sandali lang po, Aling Luisa. Ganito po yan, mayroon po kasi kaming patakaran dito, may sinusunod kami. Kailangan po makarating kami sa bahay na hawak ninyo ang telepono at buo pa po na kausap nyo si Bossing. Nagkataon na pong patay na po, bubunot na po kami ng bago."

Aling Luisa: "Ang daya-daya naman! Ngayon lang ito, eh. Hindi pwede!"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Hindi ho, wala po tayong magagawa!"

Wally Bayola: "Ate, yun po kasi talaga ang patakaran. Wala po kaming magagawa."

Aling Luisa: "Ay, paano yan. Natawag ako, eh!"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Yun nga po ang problem, natawag kayo pero dalawang beses na namatay ang telephone ninyo. Hindi po namin nakuha yung address, kaya nga-nga!"

Aling Luisa: "Ihing-ihi na nga ako, hindi na ko tumakbo sa Comfort Room, para makita lamang kayo. Nahubo na nga shorts ko, eh. Hindi pupwede iyon!"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "I-text na lang nya, text yung number na yan."

Tinawagan ng anak ni Aling Luisa ang number ni Bossing.

Aling Luisa: "Hello, Bossing! Tinawagan po namin kayo. "

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Hello? Sino ito? Sino hinahanap nyo? Wrong number! Kung sinu-sino tumatawag sa cellphone ko."

Aling Luisa: "Bossing! Wala na kong load. Mauubusan na ko ng load! Bossing, natulo na ihi ko!"

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

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