Tuklaw (Bubble Gang)

Antonio Aquitania, Dennis Trillo, Ogie Alcasid and Jackie Rice on Bubble Gang's sketch comedy.

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Dahil nagkaron ng Kiss Mark, kailangan itago ni Mister sa kanyang Misis na meron syang Chics.

Friend 2: "Woohoo, pare! Ito ang babaero talaga!"

Friend 1: "Teka, pare. Bakit parang hindi ka nag-enjoy dun sa kasama mo? Sexy pa naman and beautiful."

Mister: "Boys, beatiful. Sexy. Mabait pa nga, eh. Kaya lang, salbahe. Ang kulit, tignan mo ginawa sa akin."

Friend 1: "Nilagyan ka ng Kiss Mark! Pare, delikado yan. Papano mo ipapaliwanag sa Misis mo?"

Friend 2: "Hindi, ganito. Basta ang mahalaga. Huwag kang aamin."

Friend 1: "Sabihin mo lang, kinagat ka ng langgam."

Friend 2: "O kaya, pwede mo sabihin na may allergy ka."

Mister: "Teka, pare matalino yung Misis ko, hindi maniniwala sa ganyan yun."

Friend 1: "Sandali lang, pare. May naalala ako dati, nagkaron din ako nyan. Ang sinabi ko lang sa Misis ko, natuklaw ako ng ahas tapos may sumipsip ng kamandag sa leeg ko."

Friend 2: "Tapos idagdag mo, buti na lang yan lang inabot ko at hindi ako namatay."

Mister: "Pwede..."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Tuklaw

Lasing Ka Noh? Gags - 4/4 (Bubble Gang)

LJ Reyes as the Policewoman and Ogie Alcasid as the car Driver.

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Dahil matulin ang takbo ng sasakyan, pinahinto ito ng isang Policewoman para kausapin ang Driver na inaakala nyang nakainom.

Policewoman: "Boss, baba tayo, baba."

Driver: "Bakit po, Ma'am?"

Policewoman: "Eh, mukhang lasing ka, eh!"

Driver: "Ay hindi po, Ma'am! Hindi po ako lasing, Ma'am. Hindi po ako nag-iinom, Ma'am."

Policewoman: "Hindi ka lasing? Eh, ano itong boteng 'to?"

Driver: "Ah... hindi, kaya nga ko nagmamadali, eh. Kasi kanina pa ko naihi! Oo, hindi nagkasya dyan yung wee-wee ko dyan, oh! Ayan, basa-basa pa nga oh..."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Lasing Ka Noh? Gags

Lasing Ka Noh? Gags - 3/4 (Bubble Gang)

Paolo Contis as the Policeman and Maureen Larazabal as the Driver of the car.

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Pinahinto ng Police ang isang sasakyan sa pag-aakalang nakainom ang nagmamaneho nito...

Police: "Miss! Excuse me, baba nga ho kayo."

Woman: "Bakit?"

Police: (Inamoy ang paligid ng kotse) "Nakainom ho kayo noh? Amoy Chico kayo, eh."

Woman: "Hindi ako nakainom..."

Police: "Ah, eh! Bakit ka amoy Chico?"

Woman: "Natural! Tignan mo nga, oh. Limang kaing Chico ang dala ko, oh."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Lasing Ka Noh? Gags