Comedy Bar: Ms. Universe Pageant Animal Division

Candidate Number 1 Daisy Reyes ang Mukha 

Pageant sponsored by DPWH.  The pageant starts with the candidate introducing themselves one by one, telling their life "Kasabihan" or "Saying" with a very funny punch line at the end.

The second part pageant is the question and answer where each candidate was asked with a simple question, watch how they answer it cleverly and hilariously.

Comedy Bar is a Philippine live comedy television series produced by GMA Network, hosted by Eugene Domingo, Allan K. and Fabio Ide, replacing Cool Center.  The show also seeks to discover new comedians through its live auditions.

Richard Gomez - Laglag sa upuan

Richard Gomez and Joey "Tsong" Marquez - Lagot ka, Isusubong kita (Sitcom)

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Joey Marquez tells a joke about an African American Woman with a child trapped inside a burning building asking for help, the firemen instructing her to throw her child and they will catch it, but the woman hesitates because the firemen were White Americans and she doesn't trust them.

Then an African American man came and told her to throw her child and he will catch it, saying "I'm a football player trust me!" Watch the video for the whole story.

Second, Benji Paras ask Reymart Santiago to use "Deposit" in a sentenced.

Third, Richard Gomez tells a story of two friends boy uhog and Benjie Paras continues the story of boy kamot.

Fourthly, Reymart Santiago used "Dorian" in a sentenced and Richard Gomez what kind of fruit it will be if you put 10 mangoes together.

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PETIT AKA FIFIPUTAMOS NAHALUTAN NG HABANG BUHAY

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Fifiputamos a very proud housekeeper has several household skills both inside and outside the house.

A very hard working woman and once work in a mansion with 252 rooms half of its boarding house according to her.  Aside for maintaining the house she's also taking care of a comatose woman and once accidentally trip-over on a boss respirator cable and her boss unable to breath as a skilled housekeeper, she applies first aid mouth-mouth, but Fifi forgot that she has Polvoron on her mouth while doing the mouth to mouth first-aid.

Find out more why she was sentenced to life in prisonment.

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