Patahian ng mga Hiwalay sa Asawa (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. Santol, Quezon City.

Wally Bayola: "Sa ngayon, sino nag-aalaga sa mga anak mo?"

Winner: "Pinapagtignan ko lang po dun sa kapatid ko."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Pinatitignan mo lang, halimabawa nandyan lang sa tabi anak mo, titignan lang. Lumabas anak mo, tinignan lang nang ganon? Hindi ba pinakakain ng kapatid mo?"

Winner: "Pinapakain po, inaalagaan."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Ah, akala ko pinapastol lang... Eh si Mister po?"

Winner: "Nag-stay in po sa trabaho nya, tapos ayun po, nambabae na po..."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "So ikaw lang talaga nagtataguyod ngayon sa kanila? Kumain ka na ba ate?"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Bigyan na natin ng pasalubong sila."

Wally Bayola: "Bossing, itong isa maski pahalik na lang daw!"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "May asawa ka ba? Wala, hiwalay din? Bossing, parang kinukupkop nila ang mga hiwalay sa asawa. Nakalagay dito, Panahian ng Hiwalay."

Wally Bayola: "Ikaw, yung nasa likod. Hiwalay ka din? Aba, Bossing tuwang-tuwa pa."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Yan ang gusto ko, proud! Kumakaway pa Bossing, sinisigaw: Ako, hiwalay ako! Hiwalay ako!"

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Patahian ng mga Hiwalay sa Asawa

Ang Kiss ni Jimmy kay Bossing (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. 81, Zone 8, Caloocan City. While contacting the winner, the Dabarkads decided to tease each other.

Habang tinatawagan ang winner, nagkulitan ang mga Dabarkads dahil sa kiss na request ni Jose.

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Allan, paki-kiss mo nga kami kay Bossing."

Pambansang Ilong Allan K.: "Ok lang daw sya... busy daw sya!"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Gusto mo magkasapakan dito? Wag ganyan, Lunes na Lunes..."

Pambansang Ilong Allan K.: "Ang pangit ng headline: Lalaki at Becky, nagsapakan!"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Bossing, bumigay! Sinapak."

Jimmy Santos: (nag-kiss sa leeg ni Bossing)

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Yunoh, nag-kiss kay Bossing!"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Nyak! Ang talas ng bigote mo eh... Pahingi nga ng alcohol..."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Wala na, bigayan na talaga dito. Bossing baka may Dengue yan ha..."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Hey... are you Becky?"

Jimmy Santos: "Sometimes! If you want..."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Ang Kiss ni Jimmy kay Bossing

Gay Scouts (Bubble Gang)

The Gay Scouts of the Republic, Kamuning Chapter: Michael V. as Gay Scout Manoca, Ogie Alcasid as Gay Scout Becky and Sef Cadayona as Gay Scout Chona.

The Gay Scout Motto: "Ang Gay Scout ay... laging ganda!"

Ang Gay Scout ay:

• Marunong gumawa ng apoy kahit walang posporo or lighter
• Mabilis magtayo ng tent
• Maunong gumawa ng iba't-ibang mga knots, kagaya ng square knot, eight knot, overhand knot at kung anu-ano pang mga knots.

Anong knot ang mainit? Lag-knot!

Anong knot ang butas ang gitna? Do-knot!

Anong knot ang masarap halikan? Bi-knot-ta!

Anong knot ang nagsasalita? Talk-knot!

Anong knot ang paborito ni John Lloyd? Si-knot! Bakit? I-knot!

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino.

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Gay Scouts