Tumaas ang blood pressure ni Wally, 150 over 110. Kaya napagtripan siya nila Bossing.
Aling Leticia: "Ang gwapo nyo po!"
Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Kanina nyo pa kami nakita, ngayon lang kayo nagwapuhan? Ano po ikinamatay ng asawa nyo?"
Aling Leticia: "High blood po."
Bossing Vic Sotto: "Naku, Wally! Alam mo na."
Tumayo si Wally at nagpakuha ng Blood Pressure...
Henyo Master Joey de Leon: "Jose, itanong mo nga kung namatay habang nagpapakuha ng blood pressure sa sphygmomanometer."
Aling Leticia: "Ay, opo!"
Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Aling Leticia, noong namatay po ba asawa nyo, 150/110 po ba ang blood pressure?"
Aling Leticia: "Opo!"
Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Wally, namumutla ka... 150/110 ang blood pressure mo, mataas yun."
Wally Bayola: "Pwede bang magbilin na? Habang nakakapagsalita pa ko... Ah, Rhiza! Doon sa may ilalim ng drawer, sa head board, may natitira pang pera doon. Kapag hindi ko nai-abot sa iyo, kunin mo na lang."
Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Eh, yung mga chichiryang naluluma?"
Wally Bayola: "Nandoon sa bahay, sa kusina, sa taas."
Bossing Vic Sotto: "Ano ang nararamdaman mo ngayon, Wally?"
Wally Bayola: "Maliwanag naman, Bossing! Parang tinatawag ako, Bossing. Nakaputi!"
Henyo Master Joey de Leon: "Nakaputi? May numero ba? May dalang powder?"
Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Talagang mahilig ka sa Nurse, noh?"
Aling Leticia: "Ang gwapo nyo po!"
Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Kanina nyo pa kami nakita, ngayon lang kayo nagwapuhan? Ano po ikinamatay ng asawa nyo?"
Aling Leticia: "High blood po."
Bossing Vic Sotto: "Naku, Wally! Alam mo na."
Tumayo si Wally at nagpakuha ng Blood Pressure...
Henyo Master Joey de Leon: "Jose, itanong mo nga kung namatay habang nagpapakuha ng blood pressure sa sphygmomanometer."
Aling Leticia: "Ay, opo!"
Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Aling Leticia, noong namatay po ba asawa nyo, 150/110 po ba ang blood pressure?"
Aling Leticia: "Opo!"
Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Wally, namumutla ka... 150/110 ang blood pressure mo, mataas yun."
Wally Bayola: "Pwede bang magbilin na? Habang nakakapagsalita pa ko... Ah, Rhiza! Doon sa may ilalim ng drawer, sa head board, may natitira pang pera doon. Kapag hindi ko nai-abot sa iyo, kunin mo na lang."
Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Eh, yung mga chichiryang naluluma?"
Wally Bayola: "Nandoon sa bahay, sa kusina, sa taas."
Bossing Vic Sotto: "Ano ang nararamdaman mo ngayon, Wally?"
Wally Bayola: "Maliwanag naman, Bossing! Parang tinatawag ako, Bossing. Nakaputi!"
Henyo Master Joey de Leon: "Nakaputi? May numero ba? May dalang powder?"
Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Talagang mahilig ka sa Nurse, noh?"
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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"
Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.


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