Mag-sasarili (Bubble Gang)

Sef Cadayona as the Child, Chariz Solomon as the Mother and Betong Sumaya as the Father, delivering a comedy sketch on Bubble Gang.

Umuwi ang anak pagkatapos ng matagal na panahon na hindi nagpapakita sa kanyang mga magulang. Bigla nya naisipan na mamuhay na nang sarili kaya kinausap na nya ang kanyang Nanay at Tatay...

Child: "Tay, may sasabihin po ako sa inyo. Tagal ko na pong pinag-iisipan ito eh."

Mother: "Mukhang serious ka, anak ah!"

Father: "Anak, may gumugulo ba sa isipan mo?"

Child: "Alam nyo, Tay! Kasi, natauhan na ko e. Naalala ko bigla ako natauhan. Naisip ko Tay, I'm not getting any younger. Katulad po ninyo, habang patagal po ay nagkaka-edad na ko. Gusto ko na po mag-sarili"

Mother: "Tay, tinupad na ng Diyos ang matagal na nating dasal..."

Father: "Ikaw ba ay mag-aasawa na, anak?"

Child: "Tay naman! Wait... hold on a minute. Ano ba? Hindi naman po ganon. Gusto ko lang po mag-isa, gusto ko mabuhay nang sarili."

Mother: "Maganda yan, magiging independent ka... Kailan mo ba planong gawin yan, anak?"

Child: "Ngayon po..."

Father: "Aba, ngayon na? Napaka-bilis naman!"

Mother: "Aba, hindi yata ako handa... bigla ako'y naiiyak..."

Child: "Ang saya nga po e, inimpake ko na po yung dami ninyo sa labas eh... nilagay ko na rin po sa labas... tapos, ayan na po yung Taxi, naghihintay na po sa inyo, oh! Salamat po talaga dito, Nay, Tay, ha! Mami-miss ko po kayo... huhuhu..."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Mag-sasarili

Nasaktan dahil sa Pag-ibig (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. 537, 4th District, Sampaloc, Manila. Daniel is a single man, living alone and supporting his nieces and nephewes on their studies. He owns a small karinderia.

Nasaktan sa dahil sa pag-ibig si Daniel kaya wala pang asawa. Yung dating girlfriend nya, mayroon palang boyfriend habang sila pa.

Mr. Pogi Jose: "Isang taon kayong nagtagal tapos hindi mo alam na meron pala syang iba? Noong nalaman mo ito, anong sinabi mo sa kanya o ano ang naging unang reaksyon mo?"

Wally Bayola: "May alam ako sa yo... (in a sweet tone)"

Mr. Pogi Jose: "Ang sweet naman! Gusto mo ibuko kita? (in a sweet tone) Ganon?"

Wally Bayola: "I smell something fishy... hmmm... (in a sweet tone)"

Bossing Vic: "Mayroon nang iba, tapos ganun ka-sweet? Minsan nakakatawa din itong si Kalbo eh."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Nasaktan dahil sa Pag-ibig

Winner, isinugod sa hospital (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. Paang Bundok, Quezon City. Aling Serelina or Manang is a house helper, separated with one child.

After Chef Boy Loko's epic cooking, Aling Serelina started to feel dizzy and catching up her breath.

Naging si Chef Boy Loko si Jose at nagluto sa kusina ng bahay na tinitirahan ng Winner, pagkatapos magluto ay napansin ni Jose na namumutla at hinihingal si Aling Serelina kaya isinugod na lang nila ito sa pinakamalapit na hospital.

Paolo Licious: "Sa sobrang sarap ng luto mo Chef, nauhaw si Aling Serelina..."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Bossing, medyo namutla po... Manang, okay ka lang? Medic! Pahingi ng Medic."

Wally Bayola: "May sakit po ba kayo sa puso?"

Aling Serelina: "Okay lang po ako, may highblood po."

Wally Bayola: "Chef, gumawa po kayo ng paraan!"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Madali lang po ang paraan... Oy, Bawang! Highblood pala sya, Bossing. Medic, pakitingin yung Blood Pressure. Relax lang po, Manang. Nanalo po kayo."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Pinatikim mo ba kay Manang yung niluto mo? Baka yun ang may dala ng high blood."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Hindi ko po pinatikim, Bossing. 160 over 110 po yung Blood Pressure nya, Bossing. Mataas..."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Huwag ba nating isapalaran yan, dapat dalhin na natin si Manang sa pinakamalapit na Hospital. Sa UST, Orthopedic o kaya sa Chinese General. Nandyan na rin yung Ambulance para maitakbo na sa hospital."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Winner, isinugod sa hospital

Kasinungalingan (Bubble Gang)

Paolo Contis discusses his special ability in detecting if a girl is lying.

Paolo Contis: Obviously, tayong mga Boys ay nagsisinungaling din talaga. But what’s funny is, ang mga Girls kapag nagsinungaling ay paniwalang-paniwala naman tayo.

Narito ang mga kasinungalingan ng mga Babae na pinaniniwalaan nating mag Lalaki:

Boyfriend: Alam mo, nagseselos na talaga ako sa Edgar na yan. Pinag-uusapan kayo kanina sa Office. Nag-overnight daw kayo sa Motel at may nakakita pa raw sa inyo.

Girlfriend: Ahhh, iyon? Oo, nag-usap lang naman kami. Kwentuhan, ganon. Tapos, natulog na kami. Wala naman nangyari sa amin! Virgin pa ako.

Boyfriend: Ganon ba? Salamat ha.

Paolo Contis: Ayan ang unang kasinungalingan. Motel, tapos nag-usap lang kayo? Kalokohan, di ba? Tapos, pipilitin mo pa, sasabihin mo Virgin ako, napaghahalataang sinungaling kayong mga babae. Eto pa isa, sa cellphone, tignan natin!

Girl talking to Boy over the phone:
Oo, papunta na ko dyan, malapit na ko. Na-traffic lang ako, nasa FX na ko. Eto na. Traffic lang talaga, site magkita tayo ha!

Paolo Contis: Ang mga babae, sinungaling kapag sinasabing Sandali na lang Ako. Dahil walang sandali sa mga Girls! Lahat ng sandali nila, matagal. Pero ano nga naman ang magagawa natin, kundi ang maghintay. Oh, well... that’s life!

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Kasinungalingan

Dabarkads, nag-Tunog Tao sa Barangay (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. Poblacion, Makati City.

Dahil musician at tumutugtog ng Snare Drums sa City Hall ang winner, nagpabida din ang Dabarkads sa kanilang mga muscial talents sa pagiging Tunog Tao. Tinugtog nila ang "It's Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White."

Bossing Vic: "Dating Drum and Bugle yang si Jose. Nagtotorotot ka din di ba?"

Mr. Pogi Jose: "Opo... noong bata ako."

Senator Tito: "Di ba ang gamit mo, Tuba?"

Mr. Pogi Jose: "Kay Bossing po yun. He he he... Bossing sabay tayo tumugtog."

Henyo Master Joey: "Okay, It's Cherry Pink!"

Wally Bayola: "Ayan na, tumutono na."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Dabarkads, nag-Tunog Tao sa Barangay

Winner, iniwanan ng Sugod Bahay Gang (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. Sta. Lucia, Dasmarinas, Cavite. The winner is a mechanic with a heart condition. He's married with 3 children, unfortunately one of them died and the other one has a problem with her right eye.

Isang mekaniko si Mang Romeo mga sasakyan at helicopter. May asawa at may tatlong anak, subalit namatay yung isa at naaksidente ang mata nung isa. May heart problem sya kaya kailangan ng operation. Malakas ang kiliti nya sa batok at leeg kaya nagkilitian sila ni Jose.

Wally Bayola: "Wow! Ang daming medal ng anak mo."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Mga ilang medals yan, sa tingin mo?"

Mang Romeo: "Mahigit thirty po... ay! (kinikiliti ni Jose)"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Anu-ano ba yang medals na yan?"

Paolo Licious: "Check nga natin. Ayan, Best in Long Gown, Best in Science, Best in English, Third Honor, Loyalty Award! Oh, eto, sabi ko na nga ba eh, Model Pupil. Pang model! Gawad Talino."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Romeo, matagal ka na bang may kiliti sa batok?"

Mang Romeo: "Opo, noong bata pa po ako, malakas na po kiliti ko."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Subukan mong hawakan yang batok ni Jose."

Mang Romeo: "Ay, meron din! Tabla pala kami."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Winner, iniwanan ng Sugod Bahay Gang

Nasusunog! Gags (Bubble Gang)

Michael V. and Diego delivering some hilarious gags on Bubble Gang.

Nasusunog na ang bahay at gustong bumalik ni Diego para kunin ang kanyang baby pictures at photo albums ngunit pinipigilan sya ni Bitoy.

Diego: "Kailangan kong bumalik! Kukunin ko yung baby pictures ko at photo albums!"

Bitoy: "Huwag ka nang bumalik, Diego! Huwag na!"

Diego: "Bakit ba?"

Bitoy: "Yun nga yung dahilan ng sunog eh! Sinunog ng Nanay mo yung mga pictures mo!"

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Nasusunog! Gags

Bossing, nagpa-iyak winner (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. Hulo, Mandaluyong City. Aling Magdalena is a housewife with one child. She has a kidney problem and undergoing dialisys.

May Kidney Problem si Aling Magdalena kaya kailangan nya mag Dialisys twice a week. Naconfine sya at 3 days na lang daw mamamatay na sya. Umaasa na lang sya sa mga donations ng mga kaibigan nya.

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Aling Magdalena, para po makabawas sa inyong gastos. Sagot na po ng Eat Bulaga ang three sessions nyo at ire-refer po namin kayo sa mga specialists na members ng The Philippine Society of Nephrology. Para mapa-check up po kayong mabuti, makatulong kahit papano. Kasama po namin kayo sa panalangin."

Aling Magdalena the Winner: "Salamat po, Bossing!"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Bakit yung audience, iyak nang iyak? Itong mga tao dito, napaka-iyakin. Pati tuloy kami, nahahawa."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Manonood kayo ng Eat Bulaga, iyak naman kayo nang iyak! Aling Magdalena, kiss na po kay Bossing!"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Hindi, sa yo na lang. Hindi naman nagkakalayo hitsura natin eh. Doon ako naiyak!"

Wally Bayola: "Bossing, iboboto kita!"

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Bossing, nagpa-iyak winner

Jose, hinahabol ng halik (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. 736, Zone 80, Malate, Manila. The winner, Aling Juanita, 54 years of age, widowed for 31 years with one child and her husband died while sleeping.

Dahil maagang nabyuda si Aling Juanita, pinalaki nyang mag-isa ang kanyang anak. Nagkunwari si Jose na sinaniban sya ng espiritu ng asawa ni Aling Juanita na si Mang Luisito.

Winner: "Pa-kiss sa lips!"

Bossing: "Sige Wally! Pa-kiss mo... bilis."

Jose: "Sandali!!! Masyado kang agresibo. Pabayaan mo akong makapagprepara. 31 years kang hindi nahalikan, ibibigay ko ang matagal mo nang hinahanap!"

Bossing: "Paalala lang sa mga nanonood. Pawang mga professional lang po ang gumagawa nito. Pasintabi lang po sa mga kumakain."

Winner: "Pahingi ng lipstick! Gusto ko pa."

Jose: "Isang masamang bangungot na naman ito. Akala ko hindi binabangungot ang mga patay!"

Wally: "Luisito, saan ka pupunta? Luisito, bawal ang double dead."

Paolo: "Wag kang magpakamatay, Luisito! Patay ka na!"

Jose: "Gusto ko pang mamatay uli! Ayoko nang bumalik! Patayin mo na lang ako ulit! Ayoko na! Diyos ko, kunin mo uli ako! Humayo ka, layuan mo sya!"

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Jose, hinahabol ng halik

Jose, sinagot ng nililigawan - Ang Joke Ko (Eat Bulaga)

Jose Manalo and Paolo Ballesteros as sibling with the Boom Boom Pow Boys as their team mates on their Basketball Game.

Magbabasketball ang Dabarkads, pero mukhang malungkot si Jose...

Paolo Licious: "Bakit ganyan ang itsura mo dude?"

Mr. Pogi Jose: "Bro, ang tagal na nating magkasama, ngayon mo lang napansin itsura ko?"

Paolo Licious: "Hindi dude, bakit malungkot ka?"

Mr. Pogi Jose: "Si Linda kasi... "

Paolo Licious: "Yung nililigawan mo? Bakit, ano nangyari? Binasted ka?"

Mr. Pogi Jose: "Kahit ganito itsura ko pare, hindi ako basted prone, bro. Sinagot nya ko, bro!"

Paolo Licious: "Eh, ayun naman pala e. Bakit malungkot ka?"

Mr. Pogi Jose: "Kagabi kasi, dumalaw ako sa kanila. Tapos kinausap ako ng Tatay nya. Sabi sa kin: Seryoso ka ba sa Anak ko? Kung seryoso ka, kaya mo bang buhayin ang anak ko? Syempre sabi ko, hindi po!"

Paolo Licious: "Eh, pambihira ka naman Dude, bakit mo sinabi yun? Kahit naman wala tayong trabaho, sana sinabi mo: Opo, magtatrabaho po ako mabuti para buhayin ang anak nyo."

Mr. Pogi Jose: "Paano ko bubuhayin yun? Eh, patay na! Binangungot kagabi eh."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Ang Joke Ko!
The Dabarkads will crack a joke sent by the viewers. The joke sender will receive a cash prize and a limited edition Eat Bulaga T-shirt.

Jose, sinagot ng nililigawan - Ang Joke Ko

Parinigan (Bubble Gang)

Albert Sumaya, Jr. also known as Betong and Michael Nacua also known as Pekto doing some comedy sketch in Bubble Gang with Mikael Daez.

Dalawang lalaki ang nagkainitan kaya nagpaparinigan sila hanggang may magreact na ibang tao at umawat sa kanila.

Betong: "Ang tindi nga naman... ang ganda-ganda ng araw ko, biglang may darating, nakakainis!"

Pekto: "Ang hirap sa ibang tao dyan, akala mo sa kanila ang buong mundo. Hindi na lang umalis kung naiinis!"

Betong: "Nakakatawa talaga ugali ng ibang tao dyan, oo. Ibang klase magmalaki, ang kapal ng mukha!"

Pekto: "Nakakainis talaga ang ibang tao dyan, ayaw pang umamin kung may kasalanan sila!"

Betong: "Nakakabwisit talaga ang ibang tao dyan, sya na nga may kasalanan, kung makadikit, parang walang nangyari. Ang tigas ng mukha!"

Pekto: "Ibang klase rin ang ibang tao dyan, humihingi ka na nga ng sorry, ayaw pa. Ano sya, nililigawan? Kailangan pang suyu-suyuin? Kailangan kulitin? Kung ayaw mo ng sorry, e di wag! Hindi ka naman kawalan sa buhay ko."

Betong: "Ang tindi din naman talaga ng ibang tao dyan. Ano yun, akala nya magic word ang sorry? Pagkatapos ng nangyari, sorry lang lahat? Automatic kong patatawarin?"

Pekto: "Nakakainis talaga yung ibang tao dyan... ayaw nga umamin na may kasalanan sila! Palibhasa, lumaki sa yaman. Maraming pera, spoiled brat! Nasanay na laging sinusuyo."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Parinigan

Sumama Ka! Gags (Bubble Gang)

Antonio Aquitania, Boy 2 Quizon, and Michael V. forces Diego to get inside their car for a funny reason.

Isang lalaki ang pwersahang pinasasama ng isang grupo at pinipilit isakay sa kanilang sasakyan. Bitoy: "Halika dito, sumama ka!"

Diego: "Saan nyo ko dadalhin? Dadalhin nyo ko sa madilim na lugar ano? Tapos pagsasamantalahan nyo ako noh?"

Bitoy: "Sandali! Hindi..."

Diego: "Eh, saan nyo ko dadalhin?"

Bitoy: "Basta sumama ka sa amin, may tatakutin lang kami. Dali, dali!"

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Sumama Ka! Gags

Jose, nakalimutang ibigay ang cash prize (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. 78, Tondo, Manila. The winner is a beautician from Panday Pira, married with 3 children.

"Picture taking is not allowed... if you don't have camera."
~ Jimmy Saints

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Ayaw nyo po ba sumunod sa asawa nyo sa Bicol? Masarap dun, maraming mahaba ang buhok dun, marami kang magugupitan."

Winner: "Ayoko, nandito na ko sa siyudad, pupunta pa ko sa liblib?"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Ayan, nagagalit si Wally, hindi daw po liblib yung Naga."

Wally Bayola: "Hindi po liblib ang Naga, maganda dun! Saan po sa Naga?"

Winner: "Sa Bombon."

Wally Bayola: "Ahhh... akala ko sa... medyo malayo sa Naga City... pero padevelop na rin yung Bombon!"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Hahaha... biglang deny. Yung bumbunan mo nga di nadedevelop eh."

Naibigay na halos lahat ng pasalubong at dahil sa haba ng sinasabi ng winner, nakalimutan i-abot ni Jose ang Five Thousand Pesos from Puregold.

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Jose, nakalimutang ibigay ang cash prize

Jose, nag estimate ng repair sa bahay (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. NS Amoranto, Quezon City. Jose conducted an inspection on the repair of the house of the winner and calculated the total cost.

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Yung kisame nila, Bossing! Plywood na parang natutuluan na ng ulan na lumulundo na. Ikaw kuya ang karpintero, bakit hindi mo inayos 'to? Karpintero ka, puro packaging tape ang nakadikit! Pero malamig, para kayong kalapati dito. Magkano estimate mo dyan sa repair?"

Jun, Husband of the Winner: "Mga Thirty Thousand Pesos."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Pako? Thirty Thousand? Ano ba yun? Gold yung pako?"

Wally Bayola: "White gold yung pako."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Mga ilang yero kailangan mo dyan?"

Jun, Husband of the Winner: "Siguro po mga sixteen na yero."

Wally Bayola: "Sixteen? Sixteen na yero? Ano ito, lalagyan mo ng bubong yung kapitbahay? Grabe! Mayroon ka bang pagpapatayuan ng bahay na iba? Nakakaloka ka, Jun ha..."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Dati akong mason, alam ko 'to. Ilagay mo na sa eight ang kasya, magkano yun? Four hunder pesos ang isa, so One Thousand Six Hundred. Eh sa kahoy naman? Coco lumber gamitin mo. Ilang dos por dos ang kailangan?"

Jun, Husband of the Winner: "Yung dos por dos, nasa One Hunder Pesos ang isa. Siguro mga twelve ang kailangan."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Ano pa mga kailangan? Pako? Magkano pako?"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Ano yan, ididikit mo din ng packaging tape?"

Wally Bayola: "Hindi, kaning lamig lang ang ipangdidikit."

Jun, Husband of the Winner: "Yung pako, siguro nasa One Hundred Fifty Pesos yung Three Kilo."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Eh yung sa labor? Magkano arawan mo? Kung papakyawin mo to, gaano katagal?"

Jun, Husband of the Winner: "Maski wala na po, bahay ko naman po ito e."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Ayos, Bossing! Nakatipid tayo kahit konti. Itanong muna natin sa asawa. Ate, okay ba sa inyo yung pinaplano ni kuya?"

Winner: "Na alin?"

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Jose, nag estimate ng repair sa bahay

Ang Babae parang Czechoslovakia (Bubble Gang)

Michael V. as Tata Lino, the intelligent/wise hermit and the Starstruck Finalist, Sef Cadayona.

Sa isang malayong gubat at may isang matalinong ermitanyo na dinadayo ng mga tao dahil sa galing nyang magbigay ng mga payo. Madalas malalim at matalinghaga ang mga sagot nya, sya ay si Tata Lino.

Sef Cadayona: "Tata Lino, bakit naman po ganon ang Girlfriend ko, hindi ko maintindihan? Minsan okay, minsan masungit. May time na sweet, may time na nang-aaway. Eh, bakit naman po ganon?"

Tata Lino: "Alam mo hijo, ang babae parang Czechoslovakia. Mahirap nang i-spell, mahirap pang isalita."

Sef Cadayona: "Oo nga no. Salamat po, Tata Lino!"

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

Tata Lino

An intelligent/wise hermit (hence the name, "Tata Lino" which means "Father Lino" or a play on the Filipino word meaning "gifted" or "become smarter") portrayed by Michael V. He usually answers or gives advice to other people by using figurative language. But always insults, ignores and leaves Diego behind if his turn to ask, due to his ugliness.

Ang Babae parang Czechoslovakia

Pataasan ng Kisame ang mga Lolo (Eat Bulaga)

Jimmy Santos as Jaime, Ryzza Mae Dizon as Aling Maliit, Joey de Leon as Jose Maria and Vic Sotto as Marvic. They compare their grandfather's different achievements and they always lose to Aling Maliit's Lolo.

Nagpapataasan na naman ang mga Lolo nila Jose Maria, Marvic at Aling Maliit. Pero this time, tungkol naman sa Kisame o Ceiling ng bahay.

Marvic: "Yung bahay ng Lolo ko, high ceiling yun, mataas yung kisame. Kapag lilinisin nya yung kisame, tumutungtong pa sa lamesa para maabot yung kisame."

Jose Maria: "Natataasan ka na doon, Aling Maliit? Wala sa Lolo ko yun. Yung kisame ng Lolo ko, kapag lilinisin nya yun, ang tinutungtungan nya, isang lamesa tapos apat na silya para maabot yung kisame."

Aling Maliit: "Ang taas ha! Parang nasa circus naman ang mga Lolo nyo. Alam nyo ba yung Lolo ko? Naglilinis rin ng kisame, pero kailangan pa maghagdanan para maabot."

Marvic: "Ladder? Yung hagdanan na pang Firefighter? Grabe naman, ganoon kataas yung kisame ng bahay ng Lolo mo?"

Aling Maliit: "Hindi rin, baka nga abot nyo rin yun e..."

Jose Maria: "Huh! Abot namin? Eh bakit kailangan pa ng hagdan pag naglilinis ng kisame?"

Aling Maliit: "Eh, pandak yung Lolo ko eh... Mana-mana lang..."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Ang Joke Ko!
The Dabarkads will crack a joke sent by the viewers. The joke sender will receive a cash prize and a limited edition Eat Bulaga T-shirt.

Pataasan ng Kisame ang mga Lolo

Kuya Kim, Vice at Vhong sumugod sa barangay (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. 819, Zone 88, Paco, Manila. Wally Bayola as Kuya Kim, Paolo Balleteros as Vice and Jose Manalo as Vhong.

Dahil absent si Bossing, tinawagan nya si Allan K. para sabihin na nirecommend nya ang winner sa Puregold para mag-apply ng trabaho.

Pambansang Ilong Allan K.: "Teka lang, may tumatawag. Hello?"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Hello... Hello, Becky! Becky, si Vec to... hinahanap ko si Becky. Kamusta ang boyfriend mo?"

Pambansang Ilong Allan K.: "Ako? Bossing wala akong boyfriend, alam mo yan. Malinis ako! Malinis ako gumawa. Bakit ka pala napatawag?"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Nanonood kasi ako, pinapanood ko tong si Jeff. Eh, bagong panganak yung asawa, nasa hospital pa yung anak, tapos walang trabaho. Habang nag-uusap kayo, tumawag na ko sa Puregold at nirekomenda ko sya para sa trabaho. Ah, wag muna kayo magpalakpakan dahil tinanggihan po."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Ha ha ha, bakit tumawag ka pa?"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Hindi, tinanggihan ko pagkain ko kasi hindi masarap. Pero ang mgandang balita para kay Jeff, ay pupunta sya sa Puregold, La Trinidad, Benguet at mag-aapply sya, may konting interview at priority sya sa mga bibigyan ng trabaho."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Bossing, nasa Paco po kami. Hindi pa pwedeng iwanan yung anak at kapapanganak lang nung asawa."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Kuya Kim, Vice at Vhong sumugod sa barangay

Baklambanog - Ang Bagong Diks (Bubble Gang)

Ang Bagong Diks is a segment from Bubble Gang. It features portmanteaus of English and Tagalog words applicable to everyday Filipino culture.

Baklambanog
Ito ang tawag sa baklang nagpapakalasing sa pamamagitan ng pag-inom ng lambanog.

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

Ang Bagong "Diks"

Features portmanteaus of English and Tagalog words applicable to everyday Filipino culture.

Baklambanog - Ang Bagong Diks

Mag-bestfriend o Mag-partner? (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. Wawang Pulo, Valenzuela City. The winner is living with her bestfriend but they call each other as partners.

Wally Bayola: "You honor, ayon po sa mga ibidensya na nakalap ko po rito. Ito po ay kuha po noong graduation noong Kinder pa yung anak nila. Ang isa po ay tumayong Tatay at isa naman po ay Nanay. Dahil nakapantalon po yung isa, yung isa naman naka bestida."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Bakit po kayo magkahawak ng kamay? Nahihilo po ba yung isa sa inyo? Inaalalayan?"

Partner: "Syempre mag-bestfriend kami..."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Objection your honor... yung audience natin eh, hindi sumasang-ayon na mag-besftfriend lang sila. May message po ba kayo kay Bestfriend?"

Partner: "Sana ay hindi sya magbago hanggang pagtanda namin."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Kayo naman po Nay, may mensahe po ba kayo kay bestfriend nyo?"

Winner: "Sana po ay maligtas kaming pareho at yung aming mga pamilya nang walang naaanong karamdaman."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Wala bang I love you, tsup tsup dyan?"

Henyo Master Joey de Leon: "Hug lang daw... hug! Jose, tignan mo yung shorts ni Partner, katerno ng damit ni Bestfriend. Yan ang ibidensya."

Wally Bayola: "Oo nga no! Terno... Happy Valentine's Day po in advanced!"

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Magbestfriend o Magpartner?

Ang buhay ni Marge sa Magpa-K man lang (Bubble Gang)

Magpa-K man lang is a spoof of Magpakailanman, a weekly anthology of inspiring stories of GMA Network hosted by broadcaster Ms. Mel Tiangco.

Ms. Bel Chionco: "Welcome to the show, Marge! Ano nga pala ang sinabi mo sa asawa mo nung iwan ka nya?"

Margarette: "Anong meron ang babaeng iyon na wala ako?"

Ms. Bel Chionco: "Ah... huwag kang magagalit, ngayong nakita ko na ikaw sa personal ay alam ko na kung ano meron ang babae ng Mister mo kung bakit ka nya iniwan. Nakita ko rin ang picture ng babae ng asawa mo at maganda siya."

Margarette: "Ininvite nyo po ba ko as guest dito para lai..."

Ms. Bel Chionco: "Ay! Heto na ang bouquet of flowers para sa iyo at ang ating beauty products, gift pack for you."

Poll Question of the day:
Ano nga ba ang meron sa babae ng Mister ni Margarette na wala sya?

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

Magpa-K man lang

A spoof of Magpakailanman (English: Forevermore), a weekly anthology of inspiring stories of GMA Network. The show features the life experiences of famous personalities and ordinary people who loved and lost on their way to success. The show is hosted by broadcaster Mel Tiangco.

Ang buhay ni Marge sa Magpa-K man lang

Isinanla ang ATM Card (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. Tagalag, Valenzuela City. The father of the winner was forced to mortgaged his ATM Card for his children's school transfer.

Paolo Ballesteros: "Eh paano nyo naman napagkakasya yung kinikita ni Nanay at ni Tatay na Twenty pesos?"

Vera: "Si Papa po kasi mula nung nagkatrabaho sya, umpisa pa lang po nung nakuha nya yung ATM, nasangla na po niya. Kasi po yung pangalawa ko pong kapatid, hindi po makalipat ng public school kasi may balance pa po sya doon sa school nya kaya hindi po makuha yung card. Kaya kada payday po, one thousand lang po nakukuha namin. Yung lang po yung pinagkakasya namin."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Eh di malamang, walang naiipon sila Nanay, noh?"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Aba, umiintro ka pa ha. Wala bang ipon? E di ibigay natin ang kailangan para makapagsimula na sila ng pag-iipon nila. Paki-abot ang Bossing Savings Number Six! May initial savings na yan. Ipasilip natin sa kanya. Vera, may kasamang ATM Card yan, hindi pwedeng isangla yan, ha? Baka maya-maya eh nakasangla na yan."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Paki-sabi sa Tatay mo ha, wag sangla nang sangla."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Isinanla ang ATM Card