Taga-barangay, may ex na kamukha ni Marian

Juan for all, All for Juan Barangay Lower Bicutan, Taguig City

A thirty nine year old man is seeking an answer regarding his love life,  he is having a hard time pursuing beautiful woman.  Confuse and clueless, why three beautiful women say "No" to him.

Problem solver Jose Manalo reacted hot headedly :) saying, really? Are you serious you don't know the reason?

Problem solver Wally Bayola tries to calm down Jose and asked the man how old these women are? The man answered their age are 21, 22 and 23.

Jose gave this advise why not pursue older women aged 51 and up for sure they love man younger than them :)  and don't try to pursue younger women it's out on your league :)

More funny revelations from this man as they asked more probing questions.

Watch the video

Video uploaded on YouTube by GMA Network

Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

BORIS: Five Inches of Death

From the same team that brought you BOGART THE EXPLORER,
Now meet BORIS! A Filipino, Russian wannabe, nine star general and part time level 2 technical support agent from Makati.

Using his two and half weeks extensive weapons training with cub scout it is his job to blow things up.  Meet comrade Boris from Soviet La Union, Let Rock n' Roll.

Watch the video

Video uploaded on YouTube by PaperbugTV

Kuya Jobert - COC Level Up

Kuya Jobert clash of clan intense game

Kuya Jobert plays intense Clash of clans game on his not-so-smart phone as his friend wondered.

He hates Goblins for they steals Kuya Jobert's shorts, combat boots, Dr. Marten shoes, and even his socks.

About the Archer Queen that keeps turning to right and fire their arrow to the left, according to him and he also commented about their long ears.

Hogs are his favorite weapon, to increase their numbers, you should add kisses for to become hogs and kisses.

He also talks about protecting the town hall and according to him there should be One person that runs the town or it would be chaos because the incumbent leader will not step down.

More tips and crazy antics from Kuya Jobert.

Watch the video

Video uploaded on YouTube by Patrick Alcantara

Eat Bulaga Problem Solving: Ang Babaeng "Mali-mali"

Juan for all, All for Juan - Barangay Bagong Silang, Lumban, Laguna

The problem solver, team were in Barangay Bagong Silang, Lumban, Laguna to help the Dabarkads with their problem.

A woman from this Barangay is being called "Kabayo" or "Dam" (female horse) by her neighbors and the reason being is that she looks like a horse according to her neighbors.  Hurt and confused, she opened her problem with the team.

Solution, keep herself away from the beautiful people and instead associate herself with unattractive people.  :)


A man who finds himself jobless every time there's a new manager coming in to their office and as a result his wife is disappointed every time it happed.

Solution, apply to a company that has no manager :) or apply for a managerial position instead :)


A woman with a "mali-mali" mannerism after giving birth to her twins and according to her a medical procedure done in her behind is the reason for this mannerism.  She's asking for an advice about her uncontrollable response when being frighted.

Watch how Jose Manalo handle this situation and turn it into a very funny interaction.

Watch the video

Video uploaded on YouTube by Bahay Kubo TV

Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Anak: Jose and Wally Version

Eat Bulaga Provincial Tour

Eat Bulaga provincial tour in Cebu City held in a mall.

Jose and Wally will have a rendition of a classic song "Anak" by Mr. Freddie Aguilar.

Jose Manalo will sing the song while Wally Bayola will act it out.

Hilarious performance once again from Jose and Wally.

Watch the Video

Video uploaded in YouTube by Giannelli Livingston

Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Pag hikab ng Sosyal vs. hindi sosyal

Eat Bulaga Problem Solving

Twitted question for the EB Problem solving team:  How does the sophisticated, rich and famous people yawn?

Jose Manalo shows the yawning difference between classy and ordinary people.

Classy peoples' way of yawning is drinking something first, closes the lips and nose expanding which makes the yawning.

Ordinary and simple person yawns with mouth wide open, wiping their lips and with chewing action at the end.

Paolo Ballesteros has a different presentation of how the sophisticated people do their yawning.  Their personal assistance does the yawning for them.

Of course, all of these are just a joke, don't take it seriously :)

   

Watch the video

Video uploaded on YouTube by GMA Network

Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Funny Kids Stocking Face

Very funny face transformation using ladies nylon stocking as a tool, just wear stocking on your face and pull it a bit and there it is your very own funny face.

Typically this was used by criminals to disguise their face in movies and real life.

Watch the video

Video uploaded in YouTube by Pageantology 101

Kuya Jobert Nag Attempt Mag Suicide

Kuya Jobert attempted suicide

Ang tunay na kwento sa likod ng Suspenseful Occasion of the Goddamit One ni Kuya Jobert. 

Watch the videoVideo uploaded on YouTube by Patrick Alcantara

UNCUT VIDEO: Epy Quizon Nakipagaway Sa Barangay Chairman

Epy Quizon

Watch the video

OFFICIAL FOOTAGE - Perro Aguayo Dies While Wrestling Rey Mysterio

Mexican wrestling star El Hijo del Perro Aguayo dies after kick in the ring

Tijuana, Mexico - Wrester star Pedro Aguayo Ramirez aka Hijo del Perro Aguayo died during a wrestling match against former WWE champion Rey Mysterio.

Aguayo fell unconscious on the ropes after receiving a flying kick from Mysterio.  Medical finding shows Aguayo died due to cervical spine trauma or fractured vertebrae after being launched out of the ring and soon after receiving a flying kick to the shoulder and a kick on the neck while he was in the rope from fellow wrestler Rey Mysterio.

The match continues, unaware that Aguayo is badly injured and it took a few minutes before the match was stopped.

Watch the video

Pano nag simula ang Baklas-ketball ng Eat Bulaga

Paolo Ballesteros can't believe this guy won a gay beauty contest

Eat Bulaga's Problem Solving a show's segment now has a spin-off called "Baklasketball".

Wonder how it all began? It's started with one person asking for advice about his problem.

He is being despised by some people after winning a "Gay Beauty" contest, saying things behind his back like "He is not that beautiful, He is not that tall." and such.

JoWaPao called all the people involved and tried to fix things up, but Jose has this other idea...

Watch the video

Sino ang mas matanda, si Efren Bata o Megan Young?

Juan for all, All for Juan Brgy. 209 Zone 19 Sta. Cruz, Manila

A twitted question that makes the host burst into laughter "Sino ang mas Matanda, si Efren Bata o Megan Young?"

Jose Manalo answered this very intriguing question.

Watch the video

Watch how Paolo Ballesteros does his makeup transformation

Watch his transformation

TV personality Paolo Ballesteros has gained international attention through his makeup transformation skills, he posts his works on his instagram account pochoy_29 and it went viral on the internet reaching millions of people.

The actor has been transforming into pop stars, famous actresses, and socialites.

Paolo is a self-taught makeup transformation artist who one day decided to try this new creative art. Where did he get this natural talent probably from his grandfather Fernando Amorsolo who a painter and a National Artist.

Watch his works

Jose "Maestro" Manalo, kontrolado ang banda sa studio

Juan for all, All for Juan Brgy. Parang Marikina City

Marching band "Banda Kuwatro" of Malabon City were the guest of Eat Bulaga to play lively music for Juan for all, All for Juan the noontime show.

While JoWaPao are on their way to the winner's home the band play Elvis Presley's "Rock Around The Clock" Jose dances to the music and momentarily stops and lead the Marching band in the Studio.

Joey De Leon Impression of FPJ

FPJ Shows his sense of humor as he watches Joey De Leon's impression of him

In this first Gawad Direk 2003 award, honoring country's best director one of which is Fernando Poe, Jr.  Under the name of Ronwaldo Reyes as his pen name.

He directed most of his films like Ang Panday, San Bernardo, Baril as Aking Kamay, Tatlong Hari, Alupihang Dagat, Ang Padrino, Isang Bala Ka Lang!, Langit At Lupa and many more.

Comedian Joey De Leon is one of many actors who parodied FPJ on TV and Movies.

Ang Hari Ng Tandang!

Early in the fight one fighting cock loses his leg

Scroll down and watch the video

One unbelievable cock fighting game, early in the fight a rooster loses his leg after being hit by his opponent gaff.

Even without a leg and gaff, he continues beaking his opponent 

After being hit with the gaff, this rooster continues to fight and unknowingly the audience thinks it's just a matter of time and fight will be over.

But, in the earlier exchange, he wounded his opponent and as the fight continues he beat his opponent with just one leg that has no gaff and with continuous beaking and wing strikes.

After the cockfight the owner's pickup his fighting cock leg with gaff still attached

Watch the video

Uploaded by Sabong Ilonggoon YouTube

Philippine Biking Game!

A different kind of biking competition

Thrilling and fun biking game from the Philippines, where each participant will ride a bike and will try to cross to a watered rice field that has a very narrow wooden bridge.

See how each contestant will have their epic triumph and others epic fail.  Truly, it is more fun in the Philippines.

Watch the video

Uploaded by Make +Sumthing Beautiful on YouTube

Labandera may tanong: Paano ba paputiin ang dirty white?

Bossing Vic, Jose and Wally

A laundry maid named Flor Servellio 63 years old is seeking an answer to her work problem which is "how can she make a dirty-white, become white?"

Jose and Wally can't find an answer to that very difficult question, she was referred to Vic "Ang Bossing Sa Kaputian" Sotto who has this very simple solution.

The hosts of Juan for All, All for Juan begin with a subsegment, called Problem Solving, where they satirically answer several questions of those who seek resolution to their problems. They also attempt to answer questions that netizens ask through the show's Twitter or Facebook page.

Watch the video

Love On Top Prima Diva Billy with Gladys Guevarra "Sing-Off"

Prima Diva Billy and Gladys Guevarra

Watch this amazing sing-off between Prima Diva Billy and Singer, Stand up comedian Gladys Guevarra.

Very admirable and entertaining Pinoy talent.

Watch and Enjoy!

Comedy Bar: Ms. Universe Pageant Animal Division

Candidate Number 1 Daisy Reyes ang Mukha 

Pageant sponsored by DPWH.  The pageant starts with the candidate introducing themselves one by one, telling their life "Kasabihan" or "Saying" with a very funny punch line at the end.

The second part pageant is the question and answer where each candidate was asked with a simple question, watch how they answer it cleverly and hilariously.

Comedy Bar is a Philippine live comedy television series produced by GMA Network, hosted by Eugene Domingo, Allan K. and Fabio Ide, replacing Cool Center.  The show also seeks to discover new comedians through its live auditions.

Richard Gomez - Laglag sa upuan

Richard Gomez and Joey "Tsong" Marquez - Lagot ka, Isusubong kita (Sitcom)

Scroll down for video.

Joey Marquez tells a joke about an African American Woman with a child trapped inside a burning building asking for help, the firemen instructing her to throw her child and they will catch it, but the woman hesitates because the firemen were White Americans and she doesn't trust them.

Then an African American man came and told her to throw her child and he will catch it, saying "I'm a football player trust me!" Watch the video for the whole story.

Second, Benji Paras ask Reymart Santiago to use "Deposit" in a sentenced.

Third, Richard Gomez tells a story of two friends boy uhog and Benjie Paras continues the story of boy kamot.

Fourthly, Reymart Santiago used "Dorian" in a sentenced and Richard Gomez what kind of fruit it will be if you put 10 mangoes together.

Watch the video:

Uploaded by Edgar Taña Berones on YouTube

PETIT AKA FIFIPUTAMOS NAHALUTAN NG HABANG BUHAY

Scroll down for video.

Fifiputamos a very proud housekeeper has several household skills both inside and outside the house.

A very hard working woman and once work in a mansion with 252 rooms half of its boarding house according to her.  Aside for maintaining the house she's also taking care of a comatose woman and once accidentally trip-over on a boss respirator cable and her boss unable to breath as a skilled housekeeper, she applies first aid mouth-mouth, but Fifi forgot that she has Polvoron on her mouth while doing the mouth to mouth first-aid.

Find out more why she was sentenced to life in prisonment.

Watch the video:

Uploaded by Pinoy Palabas on YouTube

Real Life DOTA O ASAWA?

Eat Bulaga's popular segment, Juan for All, All for Juan visited Barangay Sta. Lucia, Cupang, Arayat, Pampanga

Eat Bulaga's problem solvers Jose, Wally and Paolo now became a marriage counselor when a woman asked for a help on her husband's addiction to computer games.

Both she and their baby are being neglected because of her husband's computer game addiction, which takes too much of his time that should have been spent with his family.

See what advice she will get from the problem solver's.

Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Watch the video:

Uploaded by GMA Network on YouTube

Ang Bisyong hindi Maalis ni Lolo (EAT BULAGA)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment, Juan for All, All for Juan visited Barangay Sta. Lucia, Pasig City

A Lolo from Barangay Sta. Lucia, Pasig City who, according to him leaves all his bad vises like smoking, alcohol drinking, and gambling.

He was seeking advice from the problem solvers, team about this one problem that he is struggling about.

Find out what is this problem and how it will be worked out?

Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Watch the video:

Tawag ng Tawanan - Stroke Dance

Banana Split, Wacky Kiray and Jolly Ace

Scroll down for video.

Jolly Ace and Wacky Kiray.   Wacky doing his club dance while entering the stage, he does it for a while and he's really in the grove, while Jolly feeling insecure and annoyed by wacky, telling him to stop that silly dance.

We'll wacky want to partyyyy... And Whooooinnngggg with the crowd :)

Again, Jolly want it stopped and they argued once again, have you've been to a dance club? Wacky asked Jolly, of course, in the province, Jolly replied :D

Oh yeah, well you do party under the tree (sarcasm).   It's that so, well, teach me how to do club dancing.

Watch how they do the stroke dance :) 

EAT BULAGA: Problem Solving - Kung ang pag dumi ay tawag ng Kalikasan, ano naman ang pag Utot?

Eat Bulaga's popular segment Juan for All, All for Juan visited Brgy. Bucal, Tanza, Cavite

Scroll down for video.

In this episode of Eat Bulaga's problem solving segment we start with the twitted question that asked " Bakit humihingi ka ng tawad sa mga nangagaroling tuwing pasko, ano po ba ang kasalanan mo? " Paulo answers "Patawad may pinagdadaan kami. "

Then a chubby woman was about to tell her problem to the problem solvers, but was given an immediate advice regarding her weight, mistakenly identified as the first woman that sought for an advice earlier. hahaha...  Her real problem was her infertility, that was over five years now.  Watch how they gave their hilarious council.

Next a woman who's having problems with her brother's frequent trouble with the barangay council for regularly causing trouble in their neighborhood every time he get drunk the solution? Don't let him drink anything, including water and let him be dehydrating... Silly but funny.

And then another Twitter question from the Eat Bulaga studio "Kung ang pag dumi ay tawag ng Kalikasan, ibig bang sabihin ang pag Utot ay missed call lang?" This one broke the house down with their laughter. :D

Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Watch the video:

Jose Manalo ala Feng Shui Expert (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment Juan for All, All for Juan visited Brgy. Langgam, San Pedro, Laguna

Scroll down for video.

Watch Feng Shui Expert Jose Manalo gives Feng Shui advice to the winner of Juan For All, All for Juan about health, work, finances, house construction, savings and investment, expenses, picture takings, colors, lucky food, about eating eggs, and even a haircut.

Of course this all just for fun... :)


Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Watch the video:

Ayaw mag-aral dahil ayaw mag-palda (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment Juan for All, All for Juan visited Brgy. Tejeros Convention, Rosario, Cavite.

Scroll down for video.

The Winner's name is Rosita. She's married, living with her husband and their children. They're living outside a house of their friend, they constructed a small covered area as their home.

Her husband is a worker in an Upholstery Worker. One of her daughter doesn't want to finish her studies. Jose asked for the reason why but the daughter doesn't answer. Then Wally joked that the daughter doesn't want to go to school because she doesn't want to wear a skirt.

The daughter is a 19 year old sophomore student. Watch the funny video below.

Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Watch the video:

Uploaded by Joshcon Serajim on YouTube

Watch more Eat Bulaga videos