Jose, nagpadede ng bata (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. Guadalupe Nuevo, Makati City

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Nagpanggap si Jose bilang si Mr. Salvador, asawa ng Winner.

Bossing Vic: "Ano naman ang plano nyo sa mga mapapanalunan nyo, Mister?"

Mr. Salvador: "Bossing, yung mga mapapanalunan po namin syempre unang-una po para sa mga anak. Sa pag-aaral, magtatayo po kami ng sariling eskwelahan. "

Bossing Vic: "Maganda yan!"

Mr. Salvador: "Opo, para sigurado na po yung mga pag-aaral ng mga anak ko. Tapos syempre po paglaki po nila, yung pangkabuhayan naman po nila. Magtatayo na kami ng sariling Puregold."

Bossing Vic: "Eh, para sa inyong dalawa ni Misis, may plano ba kayong magbakasyon?"

Mr. Salvador: "Yun nga po Bossing, this coming... ah..."

Paolo: "Huh, this coming what?"

Mr. Salvador: "What? Kasi nga po dahil sa walang-wala, pagkakasyahin lang po namin yung pera. Baka sa Paris na lang po. Maganda po ba sa Paris? Naikot na po namin kasi ang U.S.A. eh..."

Bossing Vic: "Hindi pa ko nakakarating dun. Sa may Recto yun, di ba? Paris-tern University?"

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Mahirap i-please ang mga Pinoy (Jose and Wally)

Wally Bayola and Jose Manalo performing stand up comedy.

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Nagpeperform sa isang Comedy Bar sina Jose at Wally. Ang isa sa mga topics nila ay ang pagiging "mahirap i-please" ng mga Pilipino.

Jose: "...ang napansin namin, tayo palang mga Pilipino ay isa sa mga mahirap i-please na mga tao. Ang Pilipino kasi kailangang sabihan mo pa ng: Wala ba kayong mga kamay? Palakpakan natin si ganito. Bago gawin yang utang na loob na palakpak na iyan. Unlike sa ibang bansa, pagkanta mo palakpakan na kagad. Pag tinapat mo mic mo, kakanta kagad sila. Kapag may bumaba, ihahatid ng palakpak. Kapag may pumanhik, sasalubungin ng palakpak. Kapag may nag joke, sisgaw at tatawa."

Wally: "Masaya rin yung mga tao, tapos minsan standing obvation at pumapalakpak."

Jose: "Dito sa Pilipinas, dumudugo na ulo mo, nakatanga pa rin ang mga tao. Nagtataka pa, hala dumudugo, oh!"

Wally: "Tapos yung kasama, ganun din. Ah, dugo ba iyan?"

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Mahirap i-please ang mga Pinoy

Ang nasusulat tungkol sa mga ayaw magladlad (Tweets For My Sweet)

Brod. Pete, Brod. Jocel and Brod. Willy of Ang Bagong Dating Doon with Tweets For My Sweet's Roderick Paulate as JB Mercado.

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Bumisita ang Trio ng Ang Dating Doon na sila Brod. Pete, Brod. Jocel and Brod. Willy sa Same Same Cafe ni JB Mercado.

JB Mercado: "Mabuti naman at dito kayo nagkape!"

Brod. Pete: "Ah, oo! Madalas kami dito, first time namin dito, eh."

JB Mercado: "May nasusulat ba tungkol sa mga Beki na ayaw magladlad?"

Brod. Pete: "Ay, meron! Babasahin natin, ha. Sa uno saiz ng Sitsiritsit. Ang babae, basa!"

Brod. Willy: "Ang babae sa lansangan, kung gumiri'y parang tandang..."

Brod. Pete: "Kita mo? May babae, kung gumiri... parang tandang. Isa lang ang tandang na babae... si Tandang Sora. Pero yung iba, lalaki na."

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Tweets For My Sweet

A Filipino sitcom/dramedy series created by GMA Network. The show headlines top actress Marian Rivera with veteran comedians Roderick Paulate and Nova Villa. Directed by Uro dela Cruz, Tweets For My Sweet premiered on May 6, 2012 (May 12, 2012 on GMA Pinoy TV).

Ang nasusulat tungkol sa mga ayaw magladlad

Jaime, naisahan si Aling Maliit (Eat Bulaga)

Jaime, naisahan si Aling Maliit

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Jimmy Santos as Jaime, Ryzza Mae Dizon as Aling Maliit and Joey de Leon as Jose Maria on Eat Bulaga's Ang Joke Ko.

Nagkukwentuhan si Jose Maria at Aling Maliit sa tindahan nang dumating si Jaime para magbayad ng utang.

Jaime: "Magkano po ba yung utang ko dyan?"

Aling Maliit: "Kahapon, Fifty!"

Jaime: "Magbabayad po muna ako. Eto po, Twenty! Magkano na po utang ko?"

Aling Maliit: "Ay, maganda yan! Akin na... Thirty na lang!"

Jaime: "Pwede po ba uling umutang? Kukunin ko po ito at ito. Magkano po ito?"

Aling Maliit: "Oh, sige. Magaling ka naman magbayad. Twenty lahat!"

Jaime: "So, magkano na po lahat ng utang ko kung Twenty ito?"

Aling Maliit: "Thirty plus Twenty, Fifty!"

Jaime: "Eh, nagbayad na ko ng Twenty, inabot ko sa inyo, bakit Fifty?"

Aling Maliit: "Ay, oo nga pala! Thirty na lang! Lagi ka magbabayad ha."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Ang Joke Ko!

The Dabarkads will crack a joke sent by the viewers. The joke sender will receive a cash prize and a limited edition Eat Bulaga T-shirt.

Ang sagutan ni Banig at Usher (Show Me Da Manny)

Gladys Guevarra as Banig, Mike Nacua as Usher and Martin Escudero as Buloy, the Godson of Usher.

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Inusisa ni Banig kung bakit nag-aantay mag-isa si Usher sa tapat ng kanyang tindahan, nang bigla na lang silang nagkasagutan dahil mainit ang ulo ni Usher.

Banig: "Hoy! Ano pa ang ginagawa mo dyan, ano pa ang inaantay mo dyan?"

Usher: "Huwag mo nga akong paki-alaman, Banig."

Banig: "Inaalam ko lang, bakit nandyan ka pa? Syempre nagsasara na ko, anong ginagawa mo dyan?"

Usher: "Bakit mo ba ako pinapakialaman? May hinihintay ako, bakit?"

Banig: "Hindi ba pwede tanungin kung bakit nandidyan ka?"

Usher: "Hay, Banig! Ang aga-aga huwag mo akong umpisahan!"

Banig: "Gabi na! Magsasara na nga ako. Kaya nga tinatanong kita, mahirap bang intindihin yun? Anong ginagawa mo dyan, bakit ka nandyan, anong meron?"

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Show Me Da Manny

A Philippines situation comedy television series that premiered on GMA Network on August 23, 2009. It stars Manny Pacquiao and Marian Rivera. The show premiered on August 29, 2009, one week after its original premiere, on GMA Pinoy TV. The show is set to end on July 10, 2011 on GMA Network and on July 10, 2011 as well on GMA Pinoy TV.

Ang sagutan ni Banig at Usher

Bossing, tinawagan ang Winner pero ayaw ipasagot ang call (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. Mayamot, Antipolo City. Bossing Vic Sotto is playing with the Winner's Ring Back Tone entiteld Price Tag by Jessie J.

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Tinawagan ni Bossing ang Winner at dahil may Ring Back Tone ito na "Price Tag," hindi niya muna ito pinasasagot sa Winner para makapag-party ang buong Dabarkads.

Bossing Vic Sotto: (tinawagan ang winner) "Kung sino ka mang tinatawagan ko, huwag mo munang sagutin."

Winner: (sinagot ang call ni Bossing) "Hello?"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Hello, ikaw ba si Rogelio? Tatawag ulit ako, pero huwag mo muna sagutin. Patagalin mo konti ha..."

Tinawagan ulit ang winner...

Winner: (sinagot kagad ang call ni Bossing) "Hello? Hello!"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Hello, Rogelio! Tatawag ako, huwag ka muna sasagot. Patagalin mo mga sampung ring. Okay?"

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Bossing, tinawagan ang Winner pero ayaw ipasagot ang call

Bikini Open (Bubble Gang)

Paolo Contis and Antonio Aquitania as the Photographers, Sam Pinto, Max Collins, Andrea Torres, Denise Barbacena and Chariz Solomon as the Models and lastly, Betong Sumaya as the Police.

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Nagpapanggap sina Paolo at Antonio bilang Photographers at kunwaring magphophotoshoot para sa isang Bikini Open. Mabuko kaya sila ng mga girls?

Antonio: "Pare, parating na ang mga Models dito. Excited nga sila eh. Akala nila, totoo ang mga pakana natin."

Paolo: "Nag-aalala ako eh. Paano kung mabuking tayo nung mga babae na wala naman talagang Bikini Open? Na kalokohan lang itong ginagawa natin?"

Antonio: "Pare, wag ka muna mag-isip nang ganyan. Isipin natin kung papaano natin sila mapapaniwalang totoo itong gagawin natin, di ba?"

Paolo: "Sabagay, nakakatawa nga naman yun, noh? Yung mga girls, iniisip nila may pictorial ng Bikini Open tapos tayo picture lang nang picture!"

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Bikini Open

Allan K. LIVE in Norway

Allan K. performs LIVE Comedy in Norway.

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Bata pa lang si Allan K., tinuruan na sya ng Grandmother nya, on how to pose in front of the Camera.

How to pose for a pictorial a la Allan K.:

1. Face 45 degrees from the camera
2. Hawak ka sa dahon
3. Look up sa langit
4. Then SMILE!

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Allan Quilantang is a Filipino singer, comedian, actor and TV host. He is one of the co-hosts of the noontime variety show Eat Bulaga!.

Allan K. LIVE in Norway

Dingdong and Marian on Bubble Gang XIX

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Dingdong Dantes and Marian Rivera on Bubble Gang 19th Anniversary Special.

Dingdong Dantes with Rufa Mae Quinto and Chariz Solomon for Bubble Gang XIX opening scene.

Marian Rivera with Michael V. and the Bubble Shakers.

Dahil 19th Anniversary Special ng Bubble Gang, nakigulo ang GMA 7's Royal Couple, ang Primetime King and Queen na sina Dingdong Dantes at Marian Rivera.

Kasama ni Dingdong Dantes sina Rufa Mae Quinto at Chariz Solomon para sa opening scene, ginawan nila ng spoof ang "Dalawang Mrs. Real".

Kasama naman ni Marian Rivera para sa isang epic Dance Showdown sina Michael V. at ang Bubble Shakers na sina Andrea Torres, Max Collins, Denise Barbacena and Arny Ross.

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Jose, nag-walkout dahil si Willie ang pinapanood sa Canada

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Jose Manalo and Wally Bayola LIVE in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada via GMA Pinoy TV last April 13, 2014.

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Tinanong ni Wally kung bakit gayang-gaya ni Jose ang mga expressions at galaw ni Willie Revillame.

Wally: "Jose, ano ka ba naman? Ginagaya mo na naman si Willie!"

Jose: "Bakit ko gagayahin si Willie? Kung may gagayahin ako, si Vic Sotto!"

Wally: "Ikaw siguro, lagi kang nanonood dati ng Wowowee?"

Jose: "Hindi ako nanonood ng Wowowee, at never akong nanood ng Wowowee kasi kasabay ng oras natin yan."

Wally: "Papanong hindi ka nanonood pero gayang-gaya mo sya?"

Jose: "Hindi ko ginaga yun, paki-alam ko sa kanya! Hindi ako nanonood nun!"

Wally: "Patunayan mo nga!"

Jose: (kumanta) "Ikaw na nga... ang hinahanap ng puso... Bigyan mo ng P5,000! Palakpak, palakpak! Igiling-giling... igiling-giling... Tama na, itigil na natin ito. Puro si Willie pala pinapanood ng mga tao dito. Nagpapalakpakan, ibig sabigin si Willie ang pinapanood nila!"

Wally: "Hindi, natutuwa lang yan dahil sa ginagawa mong patawa."

Jose: "Hindi ako nagpapatawa, hinuhuli ko lang sila kung alam nila. Eh, alam nila! Ibig sabihin yun ang pinapanood nila."

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Jose Manalo and Wally Bayola are hosts of the longest running noontime show on Philippine Television, Eat Bulaga!

Jose, nag-walkout dahil si Willie ang pinapanood sa Canada

Regine Velasquez in Yours Trully, Junie Lee (Bubble Gang)

Junie Lee, a fictional character played by Michael V. and Asia's Songbird, Regine Velasquez - Alcasid.

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Ininterview ni Junie Lee ang nag-iisang Asia's Songbird na si Ms. Regine Velasquez - Alcasid.

Junie Lee: "Napapansin kasi ng marami na pag galing ka sa abroad, mabilis ka mahawa sa salita nila."

Regine Velasquez - Alcasid: "Nagiging slang..."

Junie Lee: "Yung pagkakumakanta ka na, tapos galing ka ng America, parang slang na kahit Tagalog yung kanta mo."

Regine Velasquez - Alcasid: "So, paano yun?"

Junie Lee: "Kasi yung kanta na Tuwing Umuulan, naisip namin, siguro galing ka ng abroad kasi napansin namin slang yung pagkanta mo sa part na..."

"Minsan pa ulan bumuhos ka
Huwag nang tumigil pa
Hatid mo ma'y ba-yo"

Regine Velasquez in Yours Trully, Junie Lee

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Yours Truly, Junie Lee

An interview segment hosted by Junie Lee (a fictional character played by Michael V.). The segment spun off a talk show entitled Celebrity Turns with Junie and Lani.

Job Interview - Kagandahan at Paglayas (Bubble Gang)

Michael V. as the boss of the company and Diego Llorico as the applicant.

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Dahil kakaiba at unacceptable ang mga tanong ng Human Resources Manager, minabuti ng Boss na siya na mismo ang magtanong kay Mr. San Lazaro.

Narito ang ilan sa mga tanong galing sa HR Manager:

1. Is this the real life or is this just a fantasy?
2. Why was Rick Astley never gonna give you up and never gonna let you down?
3. Is it more fun in the Philippines? If Yes, explain briefly. If No, magmigrate ka na.

Boss: "Essay tayo, Mr. San Lazaro. Magsusulat ka ng iyong sagot, I will give you a piece of paper para gawin yung mga sagot sa dalawang katanungan kong ito..."

1. Kung tingin mo ay maganda ka, tingin mo may pangit pa?
2. Kung ang Nanay lang ang pwedeng magsabi na maganda ang anak nya, bakit lumayas ang Nanay mo noong ipinanganak ka?

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Job Interview - Matangos at Bulong

Mga Bagong Uri ng Prutas (Bubble Gang)

Ka Gerry Gerinimo is back with the new kinds of Fruits, these fruits were results of genetic engineering.

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Narito ang mga bagong uri ng prutas, ang mga ito ay bunga ng pageexperiment ng ating mga Genetic Engineers.

• Bananananananana
  Ito ay isang uri ng Saging na napakahaba. Kapag ito ay ginawang Bananananananaque, maibebenta ito nang aabot sa P100 isang stick. Pero dapat ang stick mo ay pagkahaba-haba rin.
• Chicohol
  Ito ay isang uri ng Chico na siksik sa Alcohol. Isang bunga lang ng Chicohol ang kainin mo, ay malalasing ka na.
• Alanaman
  Ito ay isang uri ng Melon pero hollow ito o walang laman. Ang Alanaman ay kamukha ng Melon, malalaman nyo lang kapag binuksan nyo. Akala nyo Melon, pero Alanaman pala.
• Drinking Strawberry
  Ito ay isang prutas na mukhang Straw, masarap daw sipsipin ito pero unfortunately, wala kang masipsip.
• Paktu
  Ito ay kambal na Pakwan. Ang laking tipid nyo sa Paktu, kung magpapakwan din naman kayo, eh mag Paktu na kayo. Doble na makakain nyo, eh doble rin ang butong magagawa nyong Butong Paktu.
• Baraubas
  Ito ay isang uri ng Ubas. Ang Baraubas ay may konting balbas. Kapag naman mas mahaba ang balbas, ito ay tinatawag na Hestas.
• Blue
  Ito ay isang uri ng Orange pero ito ay kulay Blue. Pwede itong hiwain at pigain. Ano ang lasa ng Blue Juice? Eh di lasang Blue.
• Black Mango
  Ang Green Mango ay hilaw, ang Yellow Mango ay hinog at ang Black Mango ay bulok. Kaya kung may manunungkit sa inyong puno ng Black Mango, hindi kayo masyadong manghihinayang kasi bulok ang sinusungkit nila.

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The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Mga Bagong Uri ng Prutas

AllanKim at Anselmo sa Bulagaan (Eat Bulaga)

Allan K. and Kim Idol joined forces to deliver a funny and amazing knock-knock on Eat Bulaga's Bulagaan Series.

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Knock-knock Question: "Isa itong maliit, mabango at maputing bulaklak. Jasmine ang tawag sa National Flower na ito. Ano ito?"

Answer: "Sampaguita."


Dahil ayaw magpatalo ni AllanKim, mayroong kasamang Music Video ang kanilang Knock-knock Answer.

Kim: (cellphone ringing) "Hello? Hello! Ah... nagmiss call lang pala."

Tumawag ulit...

Kim: "Yes, Hello? Ako nga... Misis niya ito. Kamusta ang asawa ko, si Anselmo? Huhu... Hindi... Anak, anak!"

Allan: "Inay?"

Kim: "Ang Kupare ng Tatay mo, tumawag..."

Allan: "Hello? Hello!"

Kim: "Tatawag daw sya ulit..."

Allan: "Adik ba ang Kumpare nyo?"

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Bulagaan

A segment of "knock-knock" jokes in a classroom scenario, with the Bulaga hosts are divided into groups, dressed in school uniforms, and singing their answers to the teacher's question. After performing, the group spins a giant roulette (numbered from 00 to 100) which is the basis of their score. The group with the lowest score will be punished at the end of the segment and later going free-for-all, throwing cream pies at each other. This segment occurs once in a while, on Wednesdays and/or Saturdays. Sometimes, there are special guest stars.

AllanKim at Anselmo sa Bulagaan

Tuklaw (Bubble Gang)

Antonio Aquitania, Dennis Trillo, Ogie Alcasid and Jackie Rice on Bubble Gang's sketch comedy.

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Dahil nagkaron ng Kiss Mark, kailangan itago ni Mister sa kanyang Misis na meron syang Chics.

Friend 2: "Woohoo, pare! Ito ang babaero talaga!"

Friend 1: "Teka, pare. Bakit parang hindi ka nag-enjoy dun sa kasama mo? Sexy pa naman and beautiful."

Mister: "Boys, beatiful. Sexy. Mabait pa nga, eh. Kaya lang, salbahe. Ang kulit, tignan mo ginawa sa akin."

Friend 1: "Nilagyan ka ng Kiss Mark! Pare, delikado yan. Papano mo ipapaliwanag sa Misis mo?"

Friend 2: "Hindi, ganito. Basta ang mahalaga. Huwag kang aamin."

Friend 1: "Sabihin mo lang, kinagat ka ng langgam."

Friend 2: "O kaya, pwede mo sabihin na may allergy ka."

Mister: "Teka, pare matalino yung Misis ko, hindi maniniwala sa ganyan yun."

Friend 1: "Sandali lang, pare. May naalala ako dati, nagkaron din ako nyan. Ang sinabi ko lang sa Misis ko, natuklaw ako ng ahas tapos may sumipsip ng kamandag sa leeg ko."

Friend 2: "Tapos idagdag mo, buti na lang yan lang inabot ko at hindi ako namatay."

Mister: "Pwede..."

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The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Tuklaw

Lasing Ka Noh? Gags - 4/4 (Bubble Gang)

LJ Reyes as the Policewoman and Ogie Alcasid as the car Driver.

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Dahil matulin ang takbo ng sasakyan, pinahinto ito ng isang Policewoman para kausapin ang Driver na inaakala nyang nakainom.

Policewoman: "Boss, baba tayo, baba."

Driver: "Bakit po, Ma'am?"

Policewoman: "Eh, mukhang lasing ka, eh!"

Driver: "Ay hindi po, Ma'am! Hindi po ako lasing, Ma'am. Hindi po ako nag-iinom, Ma'am."

Policewoman: "Hindi ka lasing? Eh, ano itong boteng 'to?"

Driver: "Ah... hindi, kaya nga ko nagmamadali, eh. Kasi kanina pa ko naihi! Oo, hindi nagkasya dyan yung wee-wee ko dyan, oh! Ayan, basa-basa pa nga oh..."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Lasing Ka Noh? Gags

Lasing Ka Noh? Gags - 3/4 (Bubble Gang)

Paolo Contis as the Policeman and Maureen Larazabal as the Driver of the car.

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Pinahinto ng Police ang isang sasakyan sa pag-aakalang nakainom ang nagmamaneho nito...

Police: "Miss! Excuse me, baba nga ho kayo."

Woman: "Bakit?"

Police: (Inamoy ang paligid ng kotse) "Nakainom ho kayo noh? Amoy Chico kayo, eh."

Woman: "Hindi ako nakainom..."

Police: "Ah, eh! Bakit ka amoy Chico?"

Woman: "Natural! Tignan mo nga, oh. Limang kaing Chico ang dala ko, oh."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Lasing Ka Noh? Gags

Lasing Ka Noh? Gags - 2/4 (Bubble Gang)

Maureen Larazabal as the Policewoman and Michael V. as the drunk Driver.

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Dahil nahuling nagmamanaho nang lasing, pinahinto ng isang Policewoman ang sasakyan at pinababa ang Driver.

Policewoman: "Lasing ka noh?"

Driver: "Me... me... medyo lang poh..."

Policewoman: "Bakit ka nagmamaneho nang lasing?"

Driver: "Eh... para po... lumakas yung... loob ko pag nagdadrive..."

Policewoman: "Wait a second, Sir! Bakit naman kailangang lumakas ang loob nyo while driving?"

Driver: "Hindi ako marunong magmaneho, eh..."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Lasing Ka Noh? Gags

Lasing Ka Noh? Gags - 1/4 (Bubble Gang)

Diego Llorico and Michael V. as the Policemen and Wendel Ramos as the tipsy car driver.

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Pinahinto ng Police ang isang kotse sa hinalang naka-inom ang Driver nito, kaya pinababa ito for questioning.

Police: "Baba ka nga dyan! Lasing ka noh? Nakita ko pagmamaneho mo, zigzag-zigzag ka eh. Tapos pinara ka na doon nung kasamahan ko, hindi ka naman tumigil. Aktong sasagasaan... lasing ka noh?"

Driver: "Hindi, hindi po ako lasing, Sir! Actually nakita ko na nga po kayo sa kanto pa lang. Kasama nyo pa nga yang si Sir na Pogi!"

Police: "Pogi ito? Lasing ka nga! Lasing! Poposasan kita, lintek ka! Lasing ka!"

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Lasing Ka Noh?

Antonietta vs. Odette Khan (Bubble Gang)

Odette Khan, Betong Sumaya as Antonietta, Rodfill as the Aswang and Boy 2 Quizon as the Superhero.

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Naglalakad sa dilim si Antonietta nang salubungin sya ng isang Aswang. Nilait niya ito at nagkataon naman na alaga ito ni Odette Khan.

Antonietta: "Nakakatawa ka ha, aswang ka talaga? For your information, hindi ka nakakatakot. Alam naman ng mga televiewers na make-up lang yan eh. Straightin kita, eh."

Odette Khan: "Antonietta, nagkita na rin tayo. Nakita mo na pala ang alaga ko."

Antoniette: "Oh my Gosh! Odette Khan? Nakakatakot ka talaga, ha... wala pang make-up yan."

Odette Khan: "Nakakasakit ka na ha, hindi na namin kaya yang paninita mo sa aming taga drama..."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Antonietta

An anti-heroine (played by Betong Sumaya) who overhears and oversees the schemes and the actions of her enemies and obviously thinks of their schemes and/or actions as an effective cause of watching soap operas, telenovelas or dramas just to make the televiewers see their "dramatic" actions. She can also roughly compares the differences between in real life and in drama.

Antonietta vs. Odette Khan

Manong Sorbetero, naputol ang kamay (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. Old Zaniga, Mandaluyong City. While waiting for the winner's address, Jose Manalo, Wally Bayola and Paolo Ballesteros bought some dirty ice cream and discovered that the vendor lost his hands due to firecracker injury.

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Habang inaantay bumunot si Bossing ng winner, kumain muna ng Dirty Ice Cream ang Sugod Bahay Gang. Nadiskubre nila na putol ang kamay ni Manong Sorbetero dahil naputukan ito ng Goodbye Philippines.

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Bakit nga ba tinawag na Dirty Ice Cream yan? Itanong natin kay Professor Joey."

Professor Joey de Leon: "Kasi, wala! Pinoy na lang ang nagpangalan nyan, eh. Malinis yan, actually yan ang mas masarap na Ice Cream, lalo na yung gawa sa Cabanatuan."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Bossing, mag thank you lang kami dito sa Dabarkads natin, yung nagtitinda ng Ice Cream. Kakaiba ito, Bossing! Na-Goodbye Philippines sya. Pero nakapagtitinda sya ng Ice Cream. Ang malupit doon, kung paano nya naisasalin, eto may raketa sya. Isusuksok nya sa braso nya, tapos doon nakalagay yung apa."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Magaling ito! Sino naka-imbento nyang gadget nya?"

Manong Sorbetero: "Ako lang po. Syempre, ako po ang nangangailangan eh."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Naputukan sya, Bossing. Na-Goodbye Philippines, pagkaway nya wala na raw. Pero gumawa pa rin sya ng paraan! Sabi nya, hindi rito natatapos, kahit putol ang isang kamay ko, makakapagtrabaho pa rin ako. Table tennis ang sports nya, Bossing! Kaya lang ayaw dumating nung bola sa kalaban, lumulusot e."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Yan ang Pinoy! Bigyan mo ng premyo yan, magaling! Henyo yan, henyo! Dagdag puhunan."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Manong Sorbetero, naputol ang kamay

Job Interview - Matangos at Bulong (Bubble Gang)

Michael V. as the boss of the company and Diego Llorico as the applicant.

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Dahil kakaiba at unacceptable ang mga tanong ng Human Resources Manager, minabuti ng Boss na siya na mismo ang magtanong kay Mr. San Lazaro.

Narito ang ilan sa mga tanong galing sa HR Manager:

1. Ano ang meron sa egg ng Angry Birds at ninanakaw ito ng mga baboy?
2. Kung bukas luluhod ang mga tala, bakit hindi pa ngayon?
3. Kung si Venus Raj ay magdo-double degree, ano ang kanyag Major Major?

Boss: "Mayroon akong dalawang tanong na nakahanda dito, pakisagot mo na lang in one hundred words or less."

1. Pag matulis ang ilong, ang tawag ay "matangos," ano naman ang tawag pag matulis ang nguso?
2. Hindi ko naman sinasabi na malaki ang bunganga mo, pero kaya mo bang bulungan ang tenga mo?

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The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Job Interview - Matangos at Bulong

Pickup Lines - Sabaw VS Dahon (Bubble Gang)

Sef Cadayona as Sabaw, Michael V as M.C. Bits, Antonio Aquitania as Dahon, Rufa Mae Quinto as Ninang B. and Ogie Alcasid as Boy Pick-up.

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Dahil wala si Neneng B., si Ninang B. muna ang hahalili para sa mga magtatanong.

Sabaw: "Ninang B., si Bonifacio ka ba?"

Ninang B.: "Bakit?"

Sabaw: "Coz... I wanna... ANDRES you!"

M.C. Bits: "Undress pala ha... you're half way there!"

Dahon: "Mukhang uulan ah?"

Ninang B.: "Bakit?"

Dahon: "Kasi walang bituin sa langit, nasa tabi ko na!"

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Pickup Lines

A reboot of Fliptop in which instead of a rap battle, it is a verbal battle using romantic puns commonly known to Filipinos as "pickup lines." Since this was originated from the Fliptop sketches, the characters still wear hip-hop attire. The Pickup Line Battle is composed of a preliminary round wherein two contestants will try to impress the woman moderator named Neneng Bakit, or simply Neneng B., played by Sam Pinto, using their pickup lines.

Pickup Lines - Sabaw VS Dahon