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Wednesday, 24 September 2014

Jose, nakalimutang ibigay ang cash prize (Eat Bulaga)

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~ Jimmy Saints
Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Ayaw nyo po ba sumunod sa asawa nyo sa Bicol? Masarap dun, maraming mahaba ang buhok dun, marami kang magugupitan."

Winner: "Ayoko, nandito na ko sa siyudad, pupunta pa ko sa liblib?"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Ayan, nagagalit si Wally, hindi daw po liblib yung Naga."

Wally Bayola: "Hindi po liblib ang Naga, maganda dun! Saan po sa Naga?"

Winner: "Sa Bombon."

Wally Bayola: "Ahhh... akala ko sa... medyo malayo sa Naga City... pero padevelop na rin yung Bombon!"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Hahaha... biglang deny. Yung bumbunan mo nga di nadedevelop eh."

Naibigay na halos lahat ng pasalubong at dahil sa haba ng sinasabi ng winner, nakalimutan i-abot ni Jose ang Five Thousand Pesos from Puregold.

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Tuesday, 23 September 2014

Jose, nag estimate ng repair sa bahay (Eat Bulaga)

 Eat Bulaga's popular segment Juan for All, All for Juan visited Brgy. NS Amoranto, Quezon City. Jose conducted an inspection on the repair of the house of the winner and calculated the total cost.
Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. NS Amoranto, Quezon City. Jose conducted an inspection on the repair of the house of the winner and calculated the total cost.
Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Yung kisame nila, Bossing! Plywood na parang natutuluan na ng ulan na lumulundo na. Ikaw kuya ang karpintero, bakit hindi mo inayos 'to? Karpintero ka, puro packaging tape ang nakadikit! Pero malamig, para kayong kalapati dito. Magkano estimate mo dyan sa repair?"

Jun, Husband of the Winner: "Mga Thirty Thousand Pesos."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Pako? Thirty Thousand? Ano ba yun? Gold yung pako?"

Wally Bayola: "White gold yung pako."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Mga ilang yero kailangan mo dyan?"

Jun, Husband of the Winner: "Siguro po mga sixteen na yero."

Wally Bayola: "Sixteen? Sixteen na yero? Ano ito, lalagyan mo ng bubong yung kapitbahay? Grabe! Mayroon ka bang pagpapatayuan ng bahay na iba? Nakakaloka ka, Jun ha..."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Dati akong mason, alam ko 'to. Ilagay mo na sa eight ang kasya, magkano yun? Four hunder pesos ang isa, so One Thousand Six Hundred. Eh sa kahoy naman? Coco lumber gamitin mo. Ilang dos por dos ang kailangan?"

Jun, Husband of the Winner: "Yung dos por dos, nasa One Hunder Pesos ang isa. Siguro mga twelve ang kailangan."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Ano pa mga kailangan? Pako? Magkano pako?"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Ano yan, ididikit mo din ng packaging tape?"

Wally Bayola: "Hindi, kaning lamig lang ang ipangdidikit."

Jun, Husband of the Winner: "Yung pako, siguro nasa One Hundred Fifty Pesos yung Three Kilo."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Eh yung sa labor? Magkano arawan mo? Kung papakyawin mo to, gaano katagal?"

Jun, Husband of the Winner: "Maski wala na po, bahay ko naman po ito e."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Ayos, Bossing! Nakatipid tayo kahit konti. Itanong muna natin sa asawa. Ate, okay ba sa inyo yung pinaplano ni kuya?"

Winner: "Na alin?"

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Ang Babae parang Czechoslovakia (Bubble Gang)

 Michael V. as Tata Lino, the intelligent/wise hermit and the Starstruck Finalist, Sef Cadayona.
Michael V. as Tata Lino, the intelligent/wise hermit and the Starstruck Finalist, Sef Cadayona.
Sa isang malayong gubat at may isang matalinong ermitanyo na dinadayo ng mga tao dahil sa galing nyang magbigay ng mga payo. Madalas malalim at matalinghaga ang mga sagot nya, sya ay si Tata Lino.

Sef Cadayona: "Tata Lino, bakit naman po ganon ang Girlfriend ko, hindi ko maintindihan? Minsan okay, minsan masungit. May time na sweet, may time na nang-aaway. Eh, bakit naman po ganon?"

Tata Lino: "Alam mo hijo, ang babae parang Czechoslovakia. Mahirap nang i-spell, mahirap pang isalita."

Sef Cadayona: "Oo nga no. Salamat po, Tata Lino!"
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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

Tata Lino

An intelligent/wise hermit (hence the name, "Tata Lino" which means "Father Lino" or a play on the Filipino word meaning "gifted" or "become smarter") portrayed by Michael V. He usually answers or gives advice to other people by using figurative language. But always insults, ignores and leaves Diego behind if his turn to ask, due to his ugliness.

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