No ID, No Entry Gags (Bubble Gang)

Ogie Alcasid as the Guard, Francine Prieto as the Businesswoman and Michael V. or Bitoy as the Boss of the company.

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Dahil naiwan ni Francine ang kanyang I.D., hindi siya pinayagang makapasok ni Guard Ogie sa building, kaya magsusumbong sya sa Boss nya na si Bitoy.

Guard Ogie: "Ah, excuse me. Hindi kayo makakapasok, wala kayong I.D."

Francine: "Guard, pasensya ka na. Naiwanan ko kasi sa bahay, nagmamadali kasi ako. Pasensya na. Hindi mo ba ko namumukhaan?"

Guard Ogie: "Hindi nga pwede. Hindi kayo pwedeng pumasok, wala kayong I.D., ang kulit mo eh. Hindi ka makakapasok."

Francine: "Eh, teka muna! Dahil wala lang akong I.D., hindi mo na ko papapasukin?"

Guard Ogie: "Talagang hindi!"

Francine: "Eh, hindi pupwede iyon, hindi naman tama yan, ha! Gusto mo isumbong kita sa Boss ko, ha? Malilintikan ka doon."

Guard Ogie: "Ganon? Gusto mo magsumbong? Eh, wag ka na magsumbong. Eh, yung Boss mo nga, hindi ko pinapasok eh. Sige magsumbong ka sa Boss mo!"

Francine: "Ha! Boss ko? Nasaan yung Boss ko, ha?"

Guard Ogie: "Ayan oh! Ayan yun Boss mo sa labas, hindi ko pinapasok."

Boss Bitoy: "Sorry, brod ha."

Guard Ogie: "Hoy! Yung I.D. mo, kunin mo ha? Naturingang Boss, walang I.D."

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

No ID, No Entry Gags

Sinugod Bahay Gang ang Bahay ni Kuya (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. San Roque, Marikina City. Jose Manalo as Kuya or Big Brother, Wally Bayola and Paolo Balleteros and the Family of the Winner as the Housemates.

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Naging housemates sina Wally, Paolo at ang pamilya ng Winner at si Jose naman naging si Big Brother.

Paolo Licious: "Kung sakali, ano gusto mong trabaho?"

Asawa ng Anak: "Pwede na po yung Waiter."

Paolo Licious: "Nag-aapply ka ba? Sa Klownz daw, Allan! Waiter daw. Marunong ka bang mag Basketball?"

Asawa ng Anak: "Hindi po..."

Allan K.: "Ay! Talo tayo dyan..."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Parang may Chinese blood sya, no?"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "May dugo kang Chinese?"

Asawa ng Anak: "Ah, wala po."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Wala? Bakit ganyan? Ang magulang mo, tinanong mo na ba? Baka nasalisihan."

Paolo Licious: "Ito po bang anak nyo at yung asawa, sa inyo po ba nakatira?"

Winner: "Hindi po, sa biyenan nya po."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Ang mas maganda nyan, brod. Dito ka sa biyenan mo, para masubukan nya magtrabaho. Kasi kapag nandun ka sa magulang mo, medyo okay at relax ka eh. Pero pag nasa biyenan ka, mararamdaman mo yung mahihiya ka ng konti, gigising ka nang maaga, maghahanap ka ngayon ng trabaho. Pag gising mo nang maaga, lalabas ka, tatambay ka. Syempre pagtambay mo, uwi ka na ng mga bandang hapon, tatanungin ka ng biyenan mo:"

Biyenan: "Ano nangyari?"

Manugang: "Ang hirap maghanap ng trabaho..."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Sinugod Bahay Gang ang Bahay ni Kuya

Ang Bagong Diks - Ahitnit, Sioman at Kalapanty (Bubble Gang)

Narito ang ilang mga makabagong salita na kadalasang ginagawa o nakikita natin sa ating paligid.

Ahitnit

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AHITNIT:
Ito ang tawag sa pag-ahit ng buhok hanggang anit.

Sioman

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SIOMAN:
Ito ang tawag sa Siopao na nakalimutang lagyan ng palaman.

Kalapanty

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KALAPANTY:
Ito ang tawag sa Panty ng babae na kasinglaki ng kalabasa.

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

Ang Bagong "Diks"

Features portmanteaus of English and Tagalog words applicable to everyday Filipino culture.

Ang Bagong Diks - Ahitnit, Sioman at Kalapanty