JoWaPao, tumulong magtulak ng pader (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. Socorro, Quezon City. January 7, 2012 episode. While on their way to the winner's house, Jose Manalo, Wally Bayola and Paolo Ballesteros saw an old woman, pushing against the wall. So they decided to offer some help.

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Habang papunta sa bahay ng Winner, nadaanan nila Jose, Wally at Paolo si Manang na tinutulak ang pader. Kaya nagmagandanag loob sila kasama ang Boom Boom Pow Boys na tumulong sa pagtutulak.

Wally Bayola: "Teka lang, tulungan natin si Nanay."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Nay, Nay! Sige po, Nay! Iuusog natin, Nay? Iuusog natin."

Bossing: "Ano nangyari?"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Bossing, inuusog yata ni Nanay yung pader, nakita namin tinutulak niya. Ano, okay na po Nay?"

Paolo Ballesteros: "Nay, ililipat po ba natin ito?"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Baka kailangan nya ng tulong, nandyan yung Boom Boom Pow Boys."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Boom Boom Pow, ang lalaki ng katawan nyo, tulungan nyo kami. Okay, One... Two... Three! Ayan, ok na, umadjust na oh! Kanina dikit sa kuryente yan eh. Nay, okay na po?"

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Baka Nanay ni Spider-man yan, ha? Si Spider-manang yata yan, eh."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Bakit po nandyan kayo?"

Manang: "Bibili ako ng gatas..."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "May pambili po kayo? Magkano po pambili nyo?"

Manang: "Meron, P600."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Akin na lang po yung P100."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Langhiya ka, tatagain mo pa!"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "O, sige po Nay, hatid na po namin kayo. Doblehin nyo na po yung gatas, eto po yung pera. Bossing, sa anak daw po nya yung gatas, bunso. Kapapanganak lang daw po ni Nanay! Wag nyo na po itulak yung pader, wala na po tayo magagawa dyan."

Wally Bayola: "Alalayan nyo, baka mabinat."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

JoWaPao, tumulong magtulak ng pader

Ipinagpalit Gags (Bubble Gang in Japan)

Michael V. also known as Bitoy and Maureen Larazabal delivering a funny gag when they visited Japan.

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Nagtour si Henry sa Japan para sa photography. Nahuli nya sa isang lugar ang kanyang kasintahan na si Sheila na may kasamang ibang lalaki.

Henry: "Sheila? Pambihira! Siya ba ang ipinalit mo sa akin?"

Sheila: "Ah... Henry? Oo, bakit, may problema?"

Henry: "Meron!"

Sheila: "Ano?"

Henry: "Siya rin yung ipinalit ko sa iyo. Gaga! Akin itong si Akihito. Akin ito!"

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

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Wally, tumaas ang BP at naghabilin (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. 864, Pandacan, Manila. Aling Leticia, 68 years old, widowed and her husband died from a high blood. She's living with her children.

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Tumaas ang blood pressure ni Wally, 150 over 110. Kaya napagtripan siya nila Bossing.

Aling Leticia: "Ang gwapo nyo po!"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Kanina nyo pa kami nakita, ngayon lang kayo nagwapuhan? Ano po ikinamatay ng asawa nyo?"

Aling Leticia: "High blood po."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Naku, Wally! Alam mo na."

Tumayo si Wally at nagpakuha ng Blood Pressure...

Henyo Master Joey de Leon: "Jose, itanong mo nga kung namatay habang nagpapakuha ng blood pressure sa sphygmomanometer."

Aling Leticia: "Ay, opo!"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Aling Leticia, noong namatay po ba asawa nyo, 150/110 po ba ang blood pressure?"

Aling Leticia: "Opo!"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Wally, namumutla ka... 150/110 ang blood pressure mo, mataas yun."

Wally Bayola: "Pwede bang magbilin na? Habang nakakapagsalita pa ko... Ah, Rhiza! Doon sa may ilalim ng drawer, sa head board, may natitira pang pera doon. Kapag hindi ko nai-abot sa iyo, kunin mo na lang."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Eh, yung mga chichiryang naluluma?"

Wally Bayola: "Nandoon sa bahay, sa kusina, sa taas."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Ano ang nararamdaman mo ngayon, Wally?"

Wally Bayola: "Maliwanag naman, Bossing! Parang tinatawag ako, Bossing. Nakaputi!"

Henyo Master Joey de Leon: "Nakaputi? May numero ba? May dalang powder?"

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Talagang mahilig ka sa Nurse, noh?"

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Wally, tumaas ang BP at naghabilin