Manong Sorbetero, naputol ang kamay (Eat Bulaga)

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. Old Zaniga, Mandaluyong City. While waiting for the winner's address, Jose Manalo, Wally Bayola and Paolo Ballesteros bought some dirty ice cream and discovered that the vendor lost his hands due to firecracker injury.

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Habang inaantay bumunot si Bossing ng winner, kumain muna ng Dirty Ice Cream ang Sugod Bahay Gang. Nadiskubre nila na putol ang kamay ni Manong Sorbetero dahil naputukan ito ng Goodbye Philippines.

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Bakit nga ba tinawag na Dirty Ice Cream yan? Itanong natin kay Professor Joey."

Professor Joey de Leon: "Kasi, wala! Pinoy na lang ang nagpangalan nyan, eh. Malinis yan, actually yan ang mas masarap na Ice Cream, lalo na yung gawa sa Cabanatuan."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Bossing, mag thank you lang kami dito sa Dabarkads natin, yung nagtitinda ng Ice Cream. Kakaiba ito, Bossing! Na-Goodbye Philippines sya. Pero nakapagtitinda sya ng Ice Cream. Ang malupit doon, kung paano nya naisasalin, eto may raketa sya. Isusuksok nya sa braso nya, tapos doon nakalagay yung apa."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Magaling ito! Sino naka-imbento nyang gadget nya?"

Manong Sorbetero: "Ako lang po. Syempre, ako po ang nangangailangan eh."

Mr. Pogi Jose Manalo: "Naputukan sya, Bossing. Na-Goodbye Philippines, pagkaway nya wala na raw. Pero gumawa pa rin sya ng paraan! Sabi nya, hindi rito natatapos, kahit putol ang isang kamay ko, makakapagtrabaho pa rin ako. Table tennis ang sports nya, Bossing! Kaya lang ayaw dumating nung bola sa kalaban, lumulusot e."

Bossing Vic Sotto: "Yan ang Pinoy! Bigyan mo ng premyo yan, magaling! Henyo yan, henyo! Dagdag puhunan."

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Manong Sorbetero, naputol ang kamay

Job Interview - Matangos at Bulong (Bubble Gang)

Michael V. as the boss of the company and Diego Llorico as the applicant.

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Dahil kakaiba at unacceptable ang mga tanong ng Human Resources Manager, minabuti ng Boss na siya na mismo ang magtanong kay Mr. San Lazaro.

Narito ang ilan sa mga tanong galing sa HR Manager:

1. Ano ang meron sa egg ng Angry Birds at ninanakaw ito ng mga baboy?
2. Kung bukas luluhod ang mga tala, bakit hindi pa ngayon?
3. Kung si Venus Raj ay magdo-double degree, ano ang kanyag Major Major?

Boss: "Mayroon akong dalawang tanong na nakahanda dito, pakisagot mo na lang in one hundred words or less."

1. Pag matulis ang ilong, ang tawag ay "matangos," ano naman ang tawag pag matulis ang nguso?
2. Hindi ko naman sinasabi na malaki ang bunganga mo, pero kaya mo bang bulungan ang tenga mo?

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Job Interview - Matangos at Bulong

Pickup Lines - Sabaw VS Dahon (Bubble Gang)

Sef Cadayona as Sabaw, Michael V as M.C. Bits, Antonio Aquitania as Dahon, Rufa Mae Quinto as Ninang B. and Ogie Alcasid as Boy Pick-up.

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Dahil wala si Neneng B., si Ninang B. muna ang hahalili para sa mga magtatanong.

Sabaw: "Ninang B., si Bonifacio ka ba?"

Ninang B.: "Bakit?"

Sabaw: "Coz... I wanna... ANDRES you!"

M.C. Bits: "Undress pala ha... you're half way there!"

Dahon: "Mukhang uulan ah?"

Ninang B.: "Bakit?"

Dahon: "Kasi walang bituin sa langit, nasa tabi ko na!"

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Pickup Lines

A reboot of Fliptop in which instead of a rap battle, it is a verbal battle using romantic puns commonly known to Filipinos as "pickup lines." Since this was originated from the Fliptop sketches, the characters still wear hip-hop attire. The Pickup Line Battle is composed of a preliminary round wherein two contestants will try to impress the woman moderator named Neneng Bakit, or simply Neneng B., played by Sam Pinto, using their pickup lines.

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