Horrorscope ng mga Ikakasal by Madame Rocha (Bubble Gang)

Michael V. as Madame Rocha, the famous fortune teller in Bubble Gang.

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Madam Rocha is a psychic who tells horoscopes, but with a ridiculously twist. She has two white crystal balls, instead of one, in front of her, and only stops making hand movements (like that of a real crystal ball) if "she" sees the viewer "face-to-face".

The horrorscope on this episode is for the person who want to get married and have a wonderful wedding. Watch the amusing predictions below.

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Horrorscope ng mga Ikakasal by Madame Rocha

Ang AGB, Ayos Binyag Gang ng Eat Bulaga

Eat Bulaga's popular segment "Juan for All, All for Juan" visited Brgy. 116, Zone 9, Tondo, Manila. Mr. Mayor and Mrs. First Lady with Father Dudes and all the participants of the Mass Christening of Ayos Binyag Gang or ABG.

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Juan for All, All for Juan conducted a Mass Christening for all the babies and children in Tondo, Manila. Most of the families in the barangays doesn't have enough money to pay for the Christening and Reception because of the Filipino Tradition.

Eat Bulaga! selected 15 lucky EB Babies to participate on the Mass Christening, and they also prepared a reception for the participants. Every table was reserved for each participant. The menu consists of Lechon Baboy, Lechon Manok, Rice, Pancit Canton, Beef Caldereta, and Liempo. For the desserts, Buko Pandan and Bossing Vic Sotto's special Cake for the babies.

They also gave the babies a souvenir, a stuffed toy with a tag "I'm an EB Baby!" and gave them a Pakimkim.

Watch the amazing bayanihan video below.

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Eat Bulaga! is a noon-time variety show in the Philippines produced by Television And Production Exponents Inc. (TAPE) and aired by GMA Network. The show broadcasts from The New TAPE Studios (Eastside Studio) at the GMA Broadway Centrum in New Manila, Quezon City. Eat Bulaga! is aired Weekdays at 12:15pm to 2:30pm and Saturdays at 11:30am to 2:45pm (PHT). The show is also broadcast worldwide through GMA Pinoy TV. The name approximately translates to "Lunchtime Surprise!"

Juan for All, All for Juan: Bayanihan of d' Pipol (One for All, All for One)
Dubbed by Joey de Leon as "Bayanihan na may kasamang swerte", this segment shows the true purpose of Eat Bulaga! — to help less fortunate Filipinos and to give happiness to every Juan that supported them throughout the years. Included in this segment is the "Plastic ni Juan Project, where the plastic bottles they collect from the barangays they visit are turned into school armchairs, to be given to their chosen school in a specific barangay.

Ang AGB, Ayos Binyag Gang ng Eat Bulaga

Francine, gustong makipag-break kay Diego (Bubble Gang)

Diego Llorico and Francine Prieto delivering a funny gag on Bubble Gang.

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Francine is asking Diego a break-up. Diego asked why, because he has done so many good things to Francine like paying for her eyesight operation. But Francine has decided, she really wants a break and she gave Diego a very valid explanation. Watch the video below.

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Bubble Gang is the longest-running Philippine comedy sketch gag show airing on GMA Network since October 20, 1995. It is the longest-running sketch comedy program on Philippine television. The show shot up to popularity for their parodies of television commercials, politicians and current events. The show also airs internationally via GMA Pinoy TV, while re-runs are aired via Fox Filipino. 

The format of the show emphasizes pop culture parody. Skits and sketches are performed in a manner similar to other variety shows. It also spoofs other shows and commercials, and it also takes on other celebrities and political figures.

Francine, gustong makipag-break kay Diego